I'm from Western New York
I'm cheap.
I love all kinds of food - including the family-run Italian places on every corner.
I don't freak out when I find Canadian money in my pocket.
I drink pop.
I shop at Wegman's.
I grew up watching Sesame Street in English and French.
I get offended when people from Westchester, Long Island, or NYC tell me I'm from "Upstate".
The people on tv talk just like I do.
I make fun of Canadians.
I know Niagara Falls is in NY.
I know it's spelled NiagAra.
I clip coupons.
I say coupons, not q-pons.
I have a basement in my house, not a cellar.
I love winter.
I tell everyone that they don't know what snow is until they've experienced Lake Erie lake effect snow.
I know what lake effect snow is, and where the "snow belt" is.
I can calculate wind chill effects.
I hate tourists.
I hate that no one else can drive in the snow.
I will always think that Norwood really fucked up the wide right, that the forward lateral was crap, and No Goal will live forever in Buffalo sports history.
10 minutes in traffic is a huge fucking traffic jam.
No one else makes real chicken wings. And yes, they're wings, or chicken wings if you're bein fancy, never Buffalo wings.

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I see your fantasy... you want to make it a reality

Are you in the mood to be subdued

You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave

Tie me to the bedpost

I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all