What Would You Want On Your Tombstone???
 

If you died tomorrow what would you want carved on your tombstone?

Serious, funny..whatever you want...

Here's Mine:

Here Lies
SUGARSPRINKLES

1948 - 2002

Poor Ol' Broad Died From
Terminal Horniness

She wouldn't be laying here now
If only she would have gotten laid then!

:D :D :D :D

VACANCY!!!!!!!!

Too early to die
But here lies Skip
He was just too damn kinky
and lost out to the Whip

I would like my tombstone to read:
"I told you my feet were killing me and you didnt belive me"
Mrs.Evil

Pee on that grave------------>

Who cares!!I won't be around to read it anyway! Irish

I was here, but now I'm gone.
I had a great time all along.
Those who knew me,
knew me well.
Those who didn't,
can burn in Hell.

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I lived my life........no more, no less,
Than most of you would think is best!
So here I lie "in my bed",
Now leave me alone......CAUSE I AM DEAD!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Finally.....Peace and quiet!

Mrs. Lix

SHHHH! I' m Sleeping!

Do Not Disturb

mushrooms, pepperoni, bacon & pineapple

i love you for that, scotty... but i hate you too, cuz i was gonna bust loose on that very same gut-wrenchin pun.

:D ROFLMAO Scotz!! I wondered how long it would take before someone went for the Tombstone Pizza line.....:D



P.S. Love pineapple on my pizza too!!

Reverend Silky don't feel bad....I had NO idea what "Scotty" was talking about and YOU helped me figure it out...

Yes.


I AM a dope! NOooooooooo that's not what I want on my Tombstone.


Mine will say


Go away!

The people;in my High School;that were voted MOST LIKELY to
succeed;now are complete failures;in life.I won't go into details of
all of the failures;but as long as Daddy&Mommy took care of things;they handled things great.I was LEAST-LIKELY to succeed.
My morgage is paid,we have 3 cars;1 motorcycle,a trailer,a garage
,2 sheds,a 24'by 24' pool,a new riding lawnmower,a snowblower,
2 handmowers,dog&cat,2 daughters,4 grandchildren,a newly
paved Driveway,an acre of land,etc.What does this least-likely to
succeed person care;what the most-likely to succeed people
read on my Tombstone?When you have to handle things differently;then in High School;things turn out differently! Irish
P.S.YES!!I'm bitter.I knew that I wasn't a failure.I just did things
differently;then they did!