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ChuckNDuck 05-01-2002 09:05 AM

You know what sucks?
 
You know what sucks? When your girl's riding you hard, really fast up and down, and she goes up, and #BAMN# your cock doesn't go in completely straight and BENDS! That hurts sooooo bad...Sorry, just had to vent... :gld:

Oldfart 05-01-2002 09:10 AM

Duck,

Make the pain your friend.

Learn not to put Willie where he can be bent, folded, spindled

or otherwise ouched.

sadora 05-01-2002 09:27 AM

Well, just thought I would add that it isn't exactly pleasant to the woman either.
Of- I had no idea that yours was named willie!! he he!

Lovediva 05-01-2002 10:14 AM

Quote:
You know what sucks?

Yep!!!!!!











Me!!!! :D :D :p

axe31 05-01-2002 11:00 AM

diva beat me to that joke
falling off sucks too not just your
ego that gets brused

MrX 05-01-2002 12:41 PM

Hey its just one of the chances we have to take, Lets be careful out there people!

Steph 05-01-2002 01:34 PM

I've been guilty of getting excited and letting willie escape the barn in a painful way, too! It's never stopped the action for too long, though, thankfully!

vampeyes 05-01-2002 01:37 PM

Ahhh its just another excuse to kiss him and make him all better :)

Sarriah 05-01-2002 02:32 PM

AaWWww Vamp you always thinking about making people better your soo sweet :D

Lilith 05-01-2002 03:14 PM

Do you think they make slings for sprained cocks?:D

Murphy 05-01-2002 04:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
Do you think they make slings for sprained cocks?:D

Noo...but my X was an RN (REAL Nurse she called it...to give you anidea where SHE was coming from...but I degress)...and once Practiced on me....used a finger cott (tubular splint) and gause...felt wierd....

Oldfart 05-02-2002 05:00 AM

Murphy

Anyone with any basic medical knowledge knows that the only

appropriate sling for a willie is a mouth.

OF

Lady Tango 05-02-2002 07:55 AM

This has happened to me too. I just give my partner a quick kiss, say "sorry" and pop it back. Don't want to waste the moment. Once it popped out just as I was about to orgasm which was a pity, and once when he was about to cum and he shot everywhere!

jay 05-02-2002 08:39 AM

I always found that it causes sucking but what do I know

Lovediva 05-02-2002 09:22 AM

Quote:
Anyone with any basic medical knowledge knows that the only appropriate sling for a willie is a mouth.



Ummmm...I have a mouth....anyone need medical treatment???? :D :D


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