Worst Pick Up Lines
 

I never really did the whole club, pick up thing. I was just curious for those of you who have been there, what is the worst pick up line you have heard?

Here's one
 

I have the F, C, and the K, all I need now is U.

Oh Nubian
 

That is soooooooooooooooooooooo, not right! :p

Re: Oh Nubian
 

To this day I can't believe that I used to hang around with guys who thought that was appropriate!

Thats a really bad line. I never was much for going out to pick up women- when I went out, it was to do drinking- for me, alcohol and loving are two things that just dont mix!

Well, here's another
 

The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my house and spread the word. :D :D

I never used pickup lines but one that I heard was:"If I told you
that you had a nice body;would you hold it against me?"I never
could believe that anyone was stupid enough to fall for them or
use them but some of them are funny! Irish

How about

"Are your legs tired? You've been running around in my mind all night!"

well... not one that I heard in a bar, but one that was on a
"10 worst list" that happened to stick in my head..

"You wanna f***, or should I apologize?"

Posted by buddy;in another thread."If I died and went to Hell;at
least I had a little bit of heaven in my face." Irish

Actually heard in a dance club one night...
 

Those clothes would look great in a pile at the end of my bed.

That hair looks very becoming on you, and if I were on you I would be cumming too

Oh My
 

Those ARE horrid.......... :D

I'd love to get into your pant's


[come back] And what would i do with two arseholes


Oz line, Do you fuck,Sheila.

reply, Not till i met you,you smooth talking basterd

There are many variations on this one:

Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants!