I'm old
 

my son just made himself a cup of coffee. I'm still not over the fact he can stick the straw in the Capri Sun himself yet...

shit ... i can't get those effin' straws in. :p

:rofl:

You'll really be old when you're mixin an irish coffee for him!! :eek:

you mean like the ones I used to make for his bottles?

i just read that to my daughter and she laughed so hard her manhattan came out her nose

:rofl:

Hmm? I think I need a bottle :baby: !

OMG...lmfao pmpl tmsomn

Too Much Suction On My Nipple?!

the manhattan shot out my nose, i think?

or perhaps two men should owe me nookie.

yeah, that sounds better.

and funner.

Mmmmmmmmmm acronyms mmmmmmmmmm

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We already knew you were nuts PF.