Do Me
 

like a mennonite.

If the power goes out here again like it did a little bit ago I could probably get that done for you. Just bring a homemade candle and we'll have a go at it dear. :hot:

I'll churn your butter baby!

:rofl:

Keep churnin' Lil, the cream will rise to the top pretty quickly.

Don't get none of that on my new gray apron.

Well, I guess we'll just have to put it on a plate and serve it family style to you ladies then huh?

mmmmmmmmmmmm bet it tastes better than shoo-fly pie :p

Ah yes......... rich, creamy and plentiful. A very fine bounty for the ladies indeed. :D

They just gave a "fun fact" on one of the local news stations back here:

On this date in 1891 the butter churn was invented by A.C. Richardson.

I thought it would've been invented before that but that's what they said. Got a smile out of me. :D

After all the previous posts I wondered ...

Was A.C. Richardson your dad?
You were born in 1891?

Boy, you hang around Pixies and you're always learning something new. :)

The way I would do you defies pretty much any organized religion there is! And most of the other ones too. :p

haha

Hail Eris! You can't get much more disorganized than that. All Hail Discordia!

Doesn't it usually involve all parties calling out God's name a lot? That should count for something...