Let the lawsuits begin
 

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Injured man wins damages for sex overdrive

LONDON (Reuters) - A devout Christian who said an
accident at work boosted his libido and wrecked his
marriage as he turned to prostitutes and pornography
was awarded more than 3 million pounds ($5.89 million)
in damages Tuesday.

Stephen Tame, 29, from Suffolk, suffered severe head
injuries in a fall, transforming him from a loyal
newlywed into a "disinhibited" character who had two
affairs.

He was in a coma for two months after falling from a
gantry while working at a bicycle warehouse shortly
after his marriage in January 2002. Doctors said it
was a miracle he survived.

Awarding him 3.1 million pounds in compensation at
London's High Court, Judge Michael Harris said: "His
life and the life of his young wife were shattered."

His former employer, Professional Cycle Marketing, of
Essex, had argued through their lawyers that his
injuries were not as bad as suggested in court.

Yeh, that's it...we all fell & hit our heads, & then we went out & joined pixies... :idea:

Do I pay you to come work for you?

I fell out of bed once ... can I sue the mattress company? :confused:

It freaking kills me that judges are so stupid about these things. Notice there was no mention of a doctor showing there was some kind of neurological damage associated with the fall that caused this guy to be a horny cheating bastard. And hell~0! I'm a horny ass pervert too, but do you see me going around with hookers! NO! I fuck my fiance when I can, and I jack off to pornography (and pixies :D) when I can't.

PROBLEM SOLVED! And no one gets hurt beyond my poorly abused meat.

This sounds like the case I heard about where a woman sued a man for five mil for being a bad date. AND SHE WON!

I'm convinced in cases like these the judge is DEFINITELY getting some sex out of the plantiff. Or maybe butt-sex, in this case.

It sounds to me as if this guy just got through reading Robert Lewis Stevenson's; The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr.Hyde and decided to act it out.

"His life and the life of his young wife were shattered"

If that were the case, how much was awarded to the wife?

After the fall, he personally awarded her 3.1 million pounds...leaving her shattered.

that's amazing! could someone push me off a fookin gantry?????? PLEASE????