i've been pre-approved!!!!!
 

i...i don't know what to say. *sniff* i'm trying not to cry but it's so hard. i have never felt so special in my whole life!!! thank you! thank you capital one from the bottom of my heart. you have realized i am better than everyone else and that i deserve this special offer just for me. for me! i can't believe it. and that you did this all just based on my address and credit history, without even talking to me or anybody i know! well, what can i say? you are obviously geniuses. i knew that someday, someone somewhere would see how superior i am. in fact, when you realized how great i am, you needed to tell me so badly that you sent not one but FIVE! five special offers in one week and all just for me, a very special person. you guys are awesome.

jeez, i'm gonna cry again.

:roflmao:

Don't laugh. Imagine how terrible life would be without credit.


No shopping for online porn. :yikes:

you should know that it was the credit card lobbyists that nixed the whole c.o.d. thing. :p:D

Nah, it waqs the high number of people who said "Nah, I don't want it enough to pay a zillion bucks in freight. Send it back."

that's just their cover story, of. don't believe the hype.

I'm glad that they have discovered what we've known all along.


Indeed, you are quite special.




















Arguably, even more special than those out of work vikings! :p

more proof positive of how absolutely incredible capital one is. they personally stopped the recent scourge of vikings who were running amok in the financial district, blithely raping and pillaging and plundering.

financial district = mall right?

actually, 'round here it means the farmer's market. :p

Nice melons. ;)

Yeh, sign up & you'll find that they still think your so special, they'll send you warm, friendly, heartwarming letters in the mail...once a month, in fact...

I kind of miss the vikings. :tear:

I wonder where Lars and Sven are now?

I'm not too sure here, since I don't really know what sarcasm is, but was that an example?

WE ARE APPROVED!!!

....for a different kind a visa

I am tickled Pink and Red and Blue and Purple and all the colors!!! (Or should I type ColoUrs!!!)