this one time...in the bathroom
 

my bum accidentally rubbed vertically up and down against the corner of the counter top(afewdozentimes.)



it's suprisingly smooth and slippery when wet.


come now. fess up.
what piece of furniture have you been givin' it to?

This one time...at work

I had to lean over my sewing table just at the cut out for another machine (which I refuse to let them put in because I like the room to work more freely) and the corner fit perfectly into my crotcherler region and I thought, "Mmmmmmmmmmmmm that feels pretty good"!

Who'd a thunk it?



Oh...and does the shower head count as "furniture"?

I'm putting my furniture through denial training :D

My work desktop, it was so hot

I have a footboard on my bed that have rounded wood post that are the perfect height for rubbing. :brows:

I need some new furniture!

Between the mattresses in the bedroom.

did you screw it to pieces?

Yes, wyndhy...I fucked my furniture to splinters. :roflmao:

you're naughty.

get any in your...eh-hem...down there parts?

:D

I don't dare pick up a splinter!

Mrs. WI wouldn't take kindly to kneeling in front of me with my cock in one hand and a pair of tweezers in the other! ha ha

Furniture
 

when I was younger, I used to *ahem* "ride" the arm of an overstuffed sofa...
once I came so hard I fell off, but I did it again the next day...


WW :undies:

I'm still thinking!

i can't say i have fornicated with any furniture, lol
i suspect it may be different for guys, yougirls sean to find interesting uses for many inanimate objects!

nice thread

does a round hairbrush handle count as furniture?