You put it WHERE?!?
 

Was watching American Pie last weekend....made me wonder if any of our Pixies members had interesting experiences in this way...

* Men ~~ Have you ever placed your penis somewhere nontraditional? What is the strangest place you've ever stuck it? ;) And did you enjoy it?

* Women/Men ~~ Ever found an interesting use for a vibrator or dildo? Outside of the usual....of course.

BTW -- In American Pie, the "hero" of the story had sex with a pie. ;)


My strangest? I once taught a female friend how to give a BJ with a vibrator as a demo. She wanted to learn how to make her boyfriend happy.

Wrapped it in a hot dog bun once and waved it at my gf.She thought it was hilarious...but it did lead to an amazing blow job!! :)

Strange places
 

20 some years ago....my first mother in law was hosting a dinner for her art group ladies and asked me to prepare the meal for them. I decided on a garlic stuffed pork roast. I have no idea why, but I got incredibly horny that day as I was fixing the food. I had cut a slit in the end of the roast to stuff some garlic in and the damned thing just looked good enough to fuck....so I did! 3 times before it went into the oven. I felt kind of guilty after but it was too late to fix anything else. It blew me away when the whole group raved about the meal and the UNIQUE taste of the pork roast. Never told my wife about that one.LOL :eek: :D :D

<~~~~ has just given up meat for good :D

Pork...it's the other white meat

You mean you porked the pork? :D :D

Don't give up meat Lilith, just don't let easyman67 cook for you!!

Dayum...3 TIMES!!!! Did you have to buy it a ring first?

Put's a whole new meaning on the term "SOME PIG!" I'm just glad the damned thing was dead first.

i once had a vibe that lit up at the tip....had a power outtage and wouldn't ya know, i used it to find my lighter to light the candles.

Pork
 

Yes Loren. I porked the pork. Had it all rubbed down with olive oil and it felt incredible. May have to invite my boss for dinner one night. She loves pork. :D :D

The other white meat
 

Come on now!! Don't be that way. I was going to invite you all over for dinner next week. :D :D

No ring but I did have flowers on the counter. :D :D

I can't believe I'm telling this but I tried a piece of warm cow liver once. Nothing to write home about! lol!

Must not have been a big enough piece! :D

If I had a penis, I'm sure I wouldn't have been able to resist trying something similar.