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Lilith 01-18-2006 04:11 PM

Cock Envy
 
Why oh why is it that when my dear sweet loving husband buys me vibes/dildos they are never shaped like a dick??????????????

I go through the catalogs with him and show him all these glorious thick cocks I'd love to ride when he's AWOL. Some are black and some are white. Some are short and thick, some are thin and long. Some are pink, some are tan. Some have defined ridges, some have veins that look ready to burst.


BUT all of them look like a REAL penis!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today once again, and trust me I'm not looking a gift vibrator in the mouth, I knew a package was coming and was soooooo looking forward to finally fucking myself with a real imitation penis. But true to form it looks like a gigantic swirly pink thing but not a cock.:(

Aqua 01-18-2006 04:19 PM

Liil... go here and have it sent to me. I'll take care of the rest. ;)

Lilith 01-18-2006 04:26 PM

Would make a lovely Valentine's gift :D

Loulabelle 01-19-2006 02:41 AM

I tried to order one of those kits a couple of years ago from a different site, and it never did turn up. I thought it would be the perfect solution to Fussy's and my long distance relationship problem.....but alas it wasn't to be.

Fangtasia 01-19-2006 02:55 AM

Nearly all mine a cock shaped *L*....does that mean Bilbo is comfy with his cock size

Steph 01-19-2006 08:02 AM

The only one I have shaped like a cock was hidden in the drawer by the chef. Hmmmm, what's up with that?

wyndhy 01-19-2006 01:23 PM

lol. it looks like earthworm jim...ya know? that video game guy. you should sharpie some eyes on there and sit on the bed with it, when mr. lil comes home he'll find you doing the looney toons abominable snow man thing ... i will love him and hug him and squeeze him and call him wormy.

actually, i have no clue why he doesn't take the hint. maybe you should just hit him upside the head with it (batteries included), and knock some sense into him. :p:D

rockintime 01-19-2006 05:20 PM

Well, Lil, you have to admit it is DIFFERENT!!! It kind of reminded me a the mouthpart for the old Cootie game.

rabbit 01-19-2006 09:27 PM

I think Aqua's idea is a great one. Just let all of the Pixie guys you fancy know that you like them to send you a facsimile...just think of the endless fantasies you'd be able to have!!!!

Lilith 01-19-2006 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by rockintime
Well, Lil, you have to admit it is DIFFERENT!!! It kind of reminded me a the mouthpart for the old Cootie game.


LOL you are so right!!!!

rabbit....I'm sure The Rabbit would have nothing on your rabbit;)

Loulabelle 01-20-2006 03:43 AM

Joking aside Lil, when I bought my very first vibrator with an ex of mine, he was insistent that he did NOT want a penis shaped one, as he thought that would be wierd. Then again he had some penis issues because his had been operated on several times and was somewhat irregular in shape....

osuche 01-20-2006 10:15 PM

Actually, your new one looks *kinda* like a cock....with a tongue. :p

Lilith 01-20-2006 10:29 PM

I haven't tried it yet but it's a Dr. Sue one and vibrates nice and quiet :D

WildIrish 01-23-2006 01:00 PM

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Though that toy does look fun...I understand what you mean.

I think I have a solution though. I've been working on cutting edge technology that just might help.

Drop your firewall and open a port directly to my computer. Take all your clothes off and actually squat next to the monitor. I'll transfer a molecular likeness of...well, maybe a picture would be easier.

rabbit 01-24-2006 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Lilith


rabbit....I'm sure The Rabbit would have nothing on your rabbit;)



LOL...good one! And true!

:p


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