What's the stupidest thing you've ever said while having sex?
 

I love pounding my big, hard cock into your giant cunt!


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Well...it seemed like a good idea at the time. :rolleyes2

:rofl:
you sweet talker, you.

My mouth is faster than my mind. ha ha

Damn, I didn't know a mouth could move that fast! Ok, if you read that and think about it, you will realize it was a compliment! lol


Sorry...I will now return you to your regularly scheduled program :spin:

Geezzzzzzzzzz WI! YIKES!

Interesting thread topic. I've nothing to contribute unless you count "I Love You". Can't wait to read some others though!

your GIANT cunt? Please tell me you offered money for her therapy bills!

I've said the wrong name during sex & when I lost my virginity, the first thing I said to him was, "Is that it?" :o

Well, it's got to be gigantic to accomodate my steaming sword, right?

Either that or I'm a fool. NAAAAAAAAAAH! ha ha

Another First time story...

After we were finished he laid down next to me and we were both at a loss for words... I look to him for comfort and he shrugs his shoulders and says questionally... "Congratulations..."

I looked at him like wtf!!! "What did I get, my fucking diploma?" Little did I know how literal I was being... :o

OMG! I hope she smacked you good. :spank:

I'd have figured out where you keep those frying pans...









then giggled and snorted and lmGIGANTICao

LOL... every time I look at this thread I have to open my iTunes and listen to one track...

Has anyone ever listened to Dane Cook? (he's fantastic, btw) He does this one bit about how you say stupid things during sex and he says this one time he said "My dick feels like corn!" :lol:

OMG don't let Alasse hear that^^^^^^

My husband has this annoying habit of being right in the middle of the act and pausing, staring into my eyes, and saying "hello."

I always say "hi" back -- in a somewhat exasperated voice, and start rocking my hips to re-engage his interest ;)

When all I really want to know....is when he says he's going to a meet-n-greet at school is *this* how he greets people? :spin:

I said the wrong name one time... but they were so similar, I quickly realized what I'd done & covered it up by yelling the right name a few times. I don't think he really knew what had happened :D

i once talked dirty to a guy that didn't like swearing.

i told a guy that he tasted good, he thought bodily fluids were gross (found that out years later by his wife-they were married years after he and i had sex)

and then Mayhem said something to me in response to something that i said in the heat of the moment and it was like a bucket of ice water poured on me---buzz kill! lol we laff about it now.