In honor of Star Wars, you know you're a Redneck Jedi when....
 

You hear "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't
have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in
through the window.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had
a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood
deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

Your father has ever said to you, "Why shucks, son, come on over to the
dark side...it'll be a hoot."

You really don't care that Princess Leia is your sister... you still want to "do her"!

You can repair a broken light saber using a Budweiser bottle as a focusing crystal.

You use The Force to make Jiffy Pop.

You had to rienforce the CB antenna on your landspeeder to keep it from flying off.

The deflecting of a blaster pistol shot off your belt buckle saves your life.

Lmao!!

OMG. :D

AngelicVamperess... "that was excellent"

Me... Holy Hell... I never thought I would find Star Wars even remotely enjoyable... but now I see the light. Come out with a RedNeck Star Wars and I am soooo there...

I agree, a Redneck Star Wars would be a hoot. The only problem with it is the theme song/soundtrack would probably be filled with different versions of Duelling Banjos. :p :grin:

Hello!!! that ONLY makes it even BETTER!!! :wiggles:

LMAO

LMAO :grin:

welded the doors shut?


OMG!!!! :grin:

squeal like an Ewok!!!

You have a recipe for Ewok? Wanna share? :)

Ya'll come back, now ... and may that lil' ol' force thing be with ya'll. :)

:grin:

Why Star Wars wasn't shot in New Zealand.

They couldn't get Lucas to go along with "Force the ewes, Luke"

And what would be wrong with that???????????? :cboy:

thats funny, i'd pay to see a redneck star wars. i'd imagine it somthing like spaceballs.