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Man Holds Up Sex Shop, Steals Inflatable Doll
(submitted by gekkogecko)
MILAN (Reuters) - He shouldn't be hard to spot. Police are searching for a pistol-wielding robber who stole female leather bondage gear and an inflatable sex doll from an erotica store in Milan Wednesday. The clerk at the "Night Shop" speculated that the kinky crook might have been unsatisfied with the payout of his hold-up, which only yielded him about 60 euros ($78). "There was just a little cash," the clerk, who declined to be named, told Reuters by telephone. "Then he took some stuff ... an inflatable doll and a leather outfit for a woman," he said. |
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LMAO....what a guy! |
$78?...he won't even be able to take her out for dinner & a movie on that...
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He sure can't buy an air compressor for $78. :confused:
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^^^^No, but he can buy some nice panties for his date.
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And they thought he didn't know what he was doing. :grin: lmao |
ah, i see. it wasn't a theft...it was a rescue mission :grin:
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Well, having stolen bondage gear as well...it appears to be a kidnapping!
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nah..it was just chilly out and being a sex shop... it's not like there were sweatshirts on the racks. he needed something for her...she couldn't just go 'round naked, that might be construed as weird.
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Maybe he should team up with the guy in Vancouver?
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Don't they have any fur? :grin: |
Hey I think I saw them drive past!!!!!!!!! The doll was in the front passanger seat and he was driving with his arm around the doll!!!!!
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