Summer Camp for Adults
 

The kiddies are going back to school and Mrs. WI is complaining that we did nothing fun this summer. Though our oldest had a month of day camp and our daughter spent two weeks at horseback riding camp, my wife feels cheated that she has the whole summer off and only went away for a week. That's when I came up with the idea of Summer Camp for Adults!

It would have to be without TV, computers and telephones.
There would be outdoor activities all the time.
Healthy foods only.
Comfortable sleeping accomodations (I'm too old to sleep on the ground!)

Anything else? What would you like to have included?

crafts...like those penis molds (Clone Your Bone) and body paints

No computer = No Pixies.

What kind of sadistic camp are you opening WI?!

He's having all of us Pixies *there,* Aqua. Who would need a computer? :D

Fine...I'll have a special way for us to communicate!

Tin cans with string ok? :D

Well in that case...

/me takes off all his clothes and streaks through camp singing YMCA

lots and lots of hammocks for afternoon meditation :)

how about really watered down punch to drink in the afternoons????

As long as it's watered down with vodka...I'm in

A masseuse...we definitely need a masseuse....<sigh>

Some lotion for those afternoon rub downs.

Flirting games! All sorts, and not just same lame-o game like Spin the Bottle, but creative games. Hmmm... imagine the possibilities?

Finger painting...on naked bodies :D

big ol' ropes to swing into the big' old lake - no clothes allowed!

Canoes. Going canoeing with someone special is great. A matress in the bottem of a canoe is a great place to snuggle.