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Judge Suspected of Masturbating in Court
(submitted by gekkogecko)
Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo! OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) - An Oklahoma state judge frequently masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections while his court was in session, charges a petition by the state's attorney general seeking his removal. Oklahoma Attorney General Drew Edmondson filed the petition on Wednesday with state judicial authorities seeking the ouster of Sapulpa District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, for "conduct constituting an offense involving moral turpitude in violation of the Oklahoma Constitution," Edmondson's spokesman said on Thursday. The judge flatly denies the charges made in the petition, his lawyer, Clark Brewster, said on Thursday. He said the judge received a penis pump for his 50th birthday as a gag gift, which became a source of a running joke in the courthouse. "The allegations are bizarre and preposterous," Brewster said. "Recently, some members of local law enforcement that are upset with a number of his rulings, used this situation to embarrass and attack him." The judge, who was first elected to the bench more than 20 years ago in the state's nonpartisan judicial elections, is based about 80 miles northeast of Oklahoma City. In the petition, the attorney general charged Thompson used a penis pump, a device billed as providing sexual pleasure and promising better erections and larger penis size, during trials and exposed himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench. "On one occasion, Ms. (Lisa) Foster (Thompson's court reporter for 15 years), saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the bench," the petition reads. Several witnesses, including jurors in Thompson's court and police officers called to testify in trials, said in the petition they heard the "swooshing" sound of a penis pump during trials and saw the judge slumped in his chair, with his elbows on his knees, working the device. The witnesses said the pump sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up. According to the petition, Thompson admitted he had a penis pump under the bench during a murder trial but he told investigators it was a gag gift from a friend. The petition also charges Thompson with firing his former court reporter after she cooperated with investigators. |
I can hear the transcript of a trial being read ...
Attorney: I object. Judge: Oh, yeah. Attorney: Judge, are you okay. Judge (grinning): Mmmmmmmm. Would that be evidence? :D |
Makes me think of that scene in Polica Acadamy
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UPDATE (submitted by gekkogecko)
Judge Accused of Masturbating Resigns Reuters to My Yahoo! OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla. (Reuters) - An Oklahoma judge facing removal over charges that he masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections under his robes during trials said on Wednesday he would retire from the bench. Creek County District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, wrote to Oklahoma Gov. Brad Henry resigning effective Sept. 1, a move that will allow him to retire with a full pension. A former state representative and a judge for 22 years, Thompson was accused by state Attorney General Drew Edmondson of using a "penis pump" to enhance erections during trials and exposing himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench. The state Court on the Judiciary was scheduled to hear a motion on Friday to suspend Thompson. The judge has denied the charges and did not refer to them in his letter of resignation. "I have greatly enjoyed my public service and offer my gratitude for the public trust reposed in me during the terms I served," he said. |
You know what? That's the kind of luck I have. I'd be in court for something important and the friggin judge would be shaving his ballsack during the trial!
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woah
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UPDATE II (submitted by gekkogecko)
Former Judge Charged with Indecent Exposure Reuters OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) - A former state judge, who allegedly used a sex toy called a penis pump in court, was charged with three felony counts of indecent exposure by Oklahoma authorities on Thursday. Former Judge Donald Thompson, 58, pleaded not guilty in the Creek County District Court in the northeastern Oklahoma town of Sapulpa. If convicted, Thompson could face up to 10 years in prison for each count. At the courthouse on Thursday, Thompson was taken to a backroom where he provided a DNA sample to authorities. Last year, a court reporter who worked for Thompson was fired after she said she saw the judge masturbate and use the penis pump during hearings. Other witnesses claimed they saw Thompson use the pump in court. Thompson stepped down in August after the allegations came to light and the state attorney general acted to remove him from the bench. Officials searched Thompson's courtroom and chambers, and performed tests on carpet, a chair, a trash can and the judge's robe. A preliminary hearing has been scheduled for March 22. |
Why was he required to give DNA samples for an indecent exposure charge? :confused:
Unless of course, they didn't really request them. Maybe he volunteered. :D |
LOL
I think if he wouldn't lose his pension he'd give you all the samples you wanted. :D |
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well duh...he was jerkin' off the whole time :p |
Gives a whole new meaning to, "Justice came to a climax."
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It also gives a whole new meaning to "Justice has been served."
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