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Sharni 06-18-2004 05:26 PM

Mother In Law
 
:D :D :D :D

A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and
mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who
explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over
$5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.

The guy says, "We'll ship her home."

The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and

we can do a very nice burial here."

The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a Man here and three

days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

Lilith 06-18-2004 05:28 PM

OMG....do you think if I took my MIL on vacation, I could count on that happening??????

littlelass 06-18-2004 05:29 PM

*giggles* cute joke. I needed a laugh.

Irish 06-18-2004 06:45 PM

Sharni---I wish that you told me that would work,in 1965,when I
got married! Irish:confused:

Teddy Bear 06-18-2004 08:50 PM

lol -- good one!

thanks!! :)

rockintime 06-18-2004 08:56 PM

Sharni, Sharni, Sharni...you should be ASHAMED of yourself for telling that one!


:D lmao :D

BIGbad 06-18-2004 10:33 PM

Thx for the laugh Sharni :)

BIBI 06-19-2004 08:23 AM

LMAO and then realizing I am a mother in law!

Steph 06-19-2004 08:55 AM

ROFL I love it!

LixyChick 06-21-2004 05:10 AM

LOL! I like both my mother's in law (hubbies mom and step mom)...but this is funny anyway!

scotzoidman 06-21-2004 10:07 AM

Completely, utterly tasteless, & polically incorrect....


& I love it....

naughtyangel 06-21-2004 10:18 AM

What he said ^^ :D

I happen to really like my mother in law, lol

Oldfart 06-24-2004 01:07 AM

Never argue with Scotz.

Loulabelle 06-24-2004 02:40 AM

Hehehehe....I would have needed that tip if I'd married my ex - I couldn't stand his family!

Thankfully, my new Mum-in-law is fab - I love her and the rest of the family.

They're coming down to meet my family this weekend too! Eeek!

Kissy 06-24-2004 03:24 PM

I think we need a "rant about your obscure relatives" thread! Lol My mother in law is either my best friend or she hates me. She can't make up her mind apparently.


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