~ I Hate My Job! ~
 

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.


When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.


Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer.


Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
become chipped or broken.


Now the fun part begins - Take out the literature and read it
carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement,


"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested".


Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,



"I am so glad I do not work for quality control! at Johnson and
Johnson."


HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS! :D

OMG :) LMAO :D

That is too funny Summer.


THanks ;)

<--- wonders if they work on quality testing in teams. :slurp:

Are you looking for a new position??

I always say if the position fits...

So that's what J&J meant by a hot opportunity in the classifieds last Sunday...hmm....wish I hadn't mailed that resume... ;)

LMAO
now thats gotta be a bad job!!

nikki

If the shoe fits?

THAT was exactly what I needed to see this morning. Very funny.

LOL....way to put things into perspective.

Life's too short to do something you hate. When you are doing something you love, it is no longer a job...it is a vocation.

words of wisdom from wabbit... :p

That's funny!!!

What's wrong with this job?

I picture a sweet young interning lass bent over my lap as I slowly slide one into her .... the mandatory 10 times (to gauge accuracy of course) as I sing "99 rectal therms on to test, 99 rectal therms....":)

oh coaster!!!!

PMSL