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If you wrote a self help or 'how to' book, what would the title be?

What would it be about?

"Data Base Design for Mere Mortals"

Relational data base design guidelines and suggestions.

"How to make a million......by writing a book about how to make Million"

Then hope people are dumb enough to buy it when the only line in it says "Write a book called 'How to make a Million' and sell it to stupid people like you!" the rest of the pages will be blank to allow people to start their own books :)

jseal, do it PLEASE!!!!! Would it cover 3 dimensional databases? :D

FussyPucker,

You're very kind, but that requires a HUGE amount of time.

If you think I may be of service, please don't hesitate to ask. I am familiar with data modeling, particularly business processes. I may be able to help.

jseal - Thanks, I don’t have any immediate need but you never know! It’s always nice to know there’s advice available if I need it!

I am fully confident that I could write a book on multitasking.

In fact I could write the book while mopping my floor, talking on the phone, cooking dinner, doing laundry, and entertaining two kids. :rolleyes: :D

I would have to call my self help book
"How To Be Like Me, So You Can Stop Annoying Me"
Present company excluded of course.

I’m not certain what a self-help book looks like.:confused: When I went to the book store and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?', she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.:(

LOL @ PF.

"How to Market Like a Saleswoman and Think Like an Engineer"

...very small readership...

"If I wanted shit from you, I'd have split your head open and scooped it out"....and other witty snippets for the person who hates hindsight!



Oh geezzzzzz......I've become so cynical and jaded!

I'll help co-write, Lixy! I prefer the title, "Stop Whining Now (No really, that's an order!)"