Re-write the charts (sexually)
 

Right now I've got Jumping by Liberty X going round in my head, and I've kinda thought of some new lyrics for it - here they are, partially new:

I wait until the clock hits midnight
then in fact I'm out the door
Pick me up before you drop by
Oh yeah, yeah
I'm ready from my head to my toes
Now we're moving to the floor
Where the music takes me who knows

Oh yeah

This time I'm gonna get it right
I'm gonna dance to mornin light
All the boys and girls are out tonight
C'mon everybody say oh-oh
This time I'm gonna get it right
I'm gonna dance to mornin light
All the boys and girls are out tonight
C'mon everybody say oh-oh

Everybody's cumming, all the parties spunkin'
We're gonna go crazy, baby
Now you saw it let me see you fuck it,
Everybody go "Oh yeah"
Everybody's cumming, all the parties spunkin'
I'll be shagging ya body, body,
Now you've seen me, you're gonna fuck me anally
Everybody say "Oh yeah"

The purple is what I have changed.

Anyone else got some good ones?