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LADIES - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking,
drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant
"fix-me-up."

REAL WOMEN - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too
damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and
you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

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LADIES - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on
your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

REAL WOMEN - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might
still have the headache, but who cares?

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LADIES - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to
prevent ice cream drips.

REAL WOMEN - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for
Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up anyway.

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LADIES - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with
the potatoes.

REAL WOMEN - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry
about the potatoes growing arms and legs.

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LADIES - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit
of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the
inside of the cake.

REAL WOMEN - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.

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LADIES - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to
yield a beautiful glossy finish.

REAL WOMEN - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg
whites over it, so I don't do it.

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LADIES - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing
gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

REAL WOMEN - Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it.

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And finally the most important tip....

LADIES - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes
for future use in casseroles and sauces.

REAL WOMEN - Leftover wine????:confused: :confused:

What the hell is this all about? :confused:

Darling cute Eliza! I am gonna go make sure there is no left over wine;)

*SHHHHH*


(just listen for a bit ;) )

Awesome advice, Eliza! I will follow it all! LOL

Thanks Eliza!~~~LOL!!!!!!!

hey do you need me to open a jar?


what do get in return?

OMG! Perfect!

*jotting it all down*

Hmm....not a jar Sweetie, maybe me thighs.;)

Hope none of you Real Women have ANY left over wine freom Christmas...lol just go out and get more!

~Eliza

hey that was a good tip about over salted dishes

seeing that I am a bloke, I don't need to be a real women just need to catch them ;)

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I have an idea what you can do with the rim of the bottle.;