Top Ten Reasons Trick-0r-treating Is Better than SEX
 

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.



9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go at it again.



8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.



7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you some.



6. Person giving you some, doesn't fantasize you're someone else.



5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last for nine months.



4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one will think you're weird.



3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.



2. No guilt the next morning.



And, the #1 reason trick or treating is better than sex.....





If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.

lol CP i needed a good laugh today
thanx
~nikki~

Those are awesome reasons! Great list, CP!

:D Thanks CP...very funny..

LOL@CP:D

Now that was cute CP......:)

Mind you it didn't make me laugh like the theory of virgin chickens' taste as compared to non-virgin chickens tasting better, but it was good!
Thanks for the chuckle :)

heheeheh

If you give me candy...

I will perform a trick.

:hot:

Snickers or Reese's cup Osuche??? Please, take all you like. :p

Actually, I prefer Godiva dark chocolate... but for oyu, anything will do.

Godiva it is then, how appropriate.... before diving :p

tongue cramps here I come.

LOL@CP. Those are terrific.