how to set a trap
 

How would you set a perfect romantic trap?

Can you be tempted or tempt someone into a wild night?

I lure them with the scent ylang-ylang & myrrh then once they get close enough I cuff them to my shower head.:D

I'd lure them with a funny story about a bag of doritos.

now these are simple enough traps...I myself thought of making a special setting by asking a lady over to dinner after placing a large plush carpet in the center of the room, then piling large soft pillows around a serving table with all the specialties I can cook up in the kitchen (like honey roasted beef and sweet fried noodlesn; 5 kinds of cheeses; fruit like pairs, peaches, and green & purple grapes sprinled with powdered surgar, and dark chocolate fudge brownies)--and of course the whole room lit with candles and paying some very quiet chamber music.

Vullkan...
 

That's not a trap. That's a brightly lit neon sign saying, "I hope you came horny tonight, cause I'm going to attack you after supper!"
:D

But, I'm sure she would be in the mood after all that!

Re: Vullkan...
 

ROFLMFAO!

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Let him go on....I'm liking it....I think it'd work sure fire!

P.S. Not sure now if I ever said it....but Welcum to Pixies Zetacon4!

Re: Re: Vullkan...
 

Thank you, sweet one!

By your nick here at Pixies', I presume you are very oral oriented also! Licking is my favorite sexual occupation!

I too, liked his setting very much!
Don't you agree with my description!!?

Re: Re: Re: Vullkan...
 

YAOSVW!

Yes...I am! :slurp:

Yes...I do!

*giggle*

Yep that would work for me!! :D :D

I find that Rocky Road fudge works wonders for me.

Its all about words....

Re: Re: Re: Re: Vullkan...
 

I love that giggle! I'm still trying to decipher your "YAOSVW"

The last three stand for "so very wet"
Hurry back to tell me more!

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Vullkan...
 

You Are Oh So Very Welcome!

One cannot assume extreme wettness till the extreme wettness is decyphered by the decypherer!


*Now that truly sounded better in my head than it reads.......but, that's my logic and I'm sticking to it!*

Oops! Forgot the *giggle*

LOL!

You are just priceless! I enjoyed that very much!

I sure didn't forget to laugh!!!

I'll be careful to examine for wetness every time here after!

You make my tongue tingle everytime I see your name here! :spin: