$$$->Barter<-$$$
 

I just shot my wad, so to speak, on back to school shopping so I am thinking I will have to start bartering;)






Right now I would trade a home baked dinner with dessert, 1 load of laundry and a kiss for a thorough house cleaning and a warm oil foot massage.

Anybody else wanna lay some offers on the table?

I love the idea of the barter system Lilith!

Right now I'd trade my sewing talent for any purpose one would need for an upper back massage! My shoulders and upper back are killing me!

Oops! Did it have to be sexual? Cause I got a barter for that too!

Talented mussel for barter!

The marketing gal will write business plans for sex....

:jump:


But seriously...one fantastic massage, my world-famous tiramisu, and a jazz trombone solo for gardening assistance (I HATE weeding).

holdin up his sign WILL COOK FOR SEX

We've got baskets of green apples falling off our tree each day ... make delicious pies. Anyone want between 10 and 1000? Will trade for ... oh heck ... will give them away. Our back yard is starting to smell like apple cider and we've got some bees that I think are drunk. :D

<~~~~~ would trade my oldest child for yummy green apples:D

Hell I would trade him for a paperclip some days:p <jk> gotta love that emerging testosterone!!!!

I would trade a coconut popsicle, my broken Kobo,, my favorite bath soap and a stiff drink for a whole weekend at the beach and a perpetually stiff cock.

I will trade one of my best tye-dyes (my black and purple one) and super tasty bowl of Lucky Charms for a twenty minute shoulder massage. (I should also mention that when I am nice and relaxed, other rewards come into play for the giver of said massage)

I once had a girlfriend with a very talented mussel.

I'm still thinking on what I'd batter, I mean barter.