Help to Little lost Pixies.....
 

Time to stop that guessing....are you in California and your cyber lover in New Jersey???....or Hidden in the crevices of Florida and the man you want is in North Dakota???... Well we here at the Honorable Organization of Really Needy Younguns (HORNY for short) have just the thing for you....

No more averages on that meeting....Just doing my part ;)

http://www.symsys.com/~ingram/mileage.html

Distance keeps you safe!

Distance also keeps you lonely.

Hmmmm, about 2300 miles then.... ;) That's a safe distance.... :p

lol you think huh?:p

I thought condoms kept you safe?

Lixy, even condoms have a failure rate. Staying 2300 miles apart? Nearly 100% effective. ;)

Nearly 100% effective, but not nearly as much fun............

Ok... so how do I get it to accept "Melbourne, Australia"??? LOL! I gotta find out how big that bridge is gonna be from my house to IAKG's!!! LOL :)

CasperTG

Distance is safety.

Maybe we should develop a Pixies CARE package for those times we simply can't span the distance ...

Let's see ... video tape for visual stimulation; vibrator for physical sensation, lotion for texture ...

anything else you'd like to add?

Oldfart~ soon you will be less safe.........just remember that:p......better get your lap warmed for me......oh er......nevermind I'll take care of heating things up ;)

pretty cool!!!

Chattanooga

Huh?