Honk if you love sex!
 

One of favourite clubs has a sign at the back of the bar that reads...

"After 2 a.m., everyone looks great!"


And my favourite bumper sticker reads...

"Remember when the air was clean, and sex was dirty?"

You guys seen any signs, stickers, slogans or buttons recently? :D:p:D:p:D

Friends don't let friends wear beer goggles

Motorcycle T-Shirt

If you can read this shirt, The Bitch Fell Off.

Years ago, Ronald Reagan ran against Pat Brown in California for governor of that state. There was a pro-Reagan bumper sticker that read, "If it's brown, flush it."

Just thought of another. I had an uncle up in Minnesota that used to have shop that had a sign behind the cash register, "In God we trust ... the rest pay cash." Always thought that was cute.

I never saw this bumper sticker, but heard about it from a friend of mine. It's mean--but funny:

"Grass, gas or ass--Nobody rides free!"

Saw this on a bumper sticker in a car driven by a young lady: My other toy is a dildo.

Favorite Ozarks Bumpersticker:
"If'n it's tourist season, how cum we cain't shoot 'em"

or:
"Hang up and drive asshole, it's a car, not a phone booth!"

and:
"Caution: Mother-in-law in trunk."

Cat tastes like chicken.
I want to be like Barbie, that bitch has everything.
My son can beat up your honor student.
For the ones who know the Dixie Chicks, Earl is in the trunk!
Just a few of the good ones.

good bye EARL! ain't it dark, underneath that tarp, Earl?

"Vote for Bozo! What's another clown in the White House??"

"The Lord Giveth. The Lord Taketh Away. The Lord is an Indian Giver!"

"Be Alert! The World Needs More Lerts!"

an oldie but a goodie....."War is Good Business....Invest Your Son!"

"Beam Me Up, Scotty! There's No Intelligent Life Down Here!"

"I stop for squirrels, cats, dogs and a-holes that follow too close."

My fave:

"Save a horse--ride a cowboy."

I so want a cowboy... :)

"Don't Laugh - That could be your daughter in the front"

i like

Dog is my co-pilot.

and

Nuke the gay unborn baby whales for peace!

Great bumper sticker I saw in response to the "Mean People Suck" sticker was:

"Nice people Swallow"

Thought that was great...

" I'm not a whore, I'm popular."
" Big truck, little dick."

Both were on my car for a long while-and the second one is no offense to anyone, I just lived in a little hick town where it was funny.:D

Written in the dust on the back of a vehicle:

'I wish my wife was as dirty as this truck'

I saw this one last night and the more I thought about it the more I laughed.

"Stupidity, SHOULD, be PAINFUL!"

T-shirt sayings can be great as well.
I like this one that I saw a girl wearing in a picture...

"I like boys!"
"(and girls)"

Old truckers never die - they just get a new Peterbuilt!

BAD COP! NO DONUT!

Don't follow me - I'm lost too!

I (heart) my kids
I (spade) my pets
I (club) my wife

I do have a button that says, "My sexual preference is often," and a key chain/bottle opener that reads, "Sleeps well with others." :D

As a matter of fact I DO own the whole goddamn road!

Goes from 0 to bitch in 6 seconds

" I love well water"

Feminist Bumper Stickers
 

Thought these were funny; a friend sent them to me in an email. :)

"Coffee, Chocolate, Men-- Some things are just better rich."

"Behind every successful woman is herself."

"Of course I don't look busy-- I did it right the first time."

"If you want breakfast in bed, start sleeping in the kitchen."

on T-shirts of mine "boys make good pets", I recycle Boys" and worn by an 82yr old women "viagra goes straight to the man's brain", "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it"

Who remembers the "Larry" jokes?

"Scott me up Beamie"
"Americans make great lovers but the Japanese make them smaller and cheaper"
"Texans are the living proof that the Indians screwed buffalows"

When in Rome ... do the Romans

"Around the corner, lickety split, beautiful car, wasn't it ... Burma Shave." ... oops, showing my age. :D

PS: BEEP BEEP BEEP

(I've wanted to do that ever since I saw the thread called "Honk if You Love Sex."

Oh yeah, I loved this one ...

State highway sign:
OKLAHOMA STATE LAW: IT IS ILLEGAL TO DISCHARGE
FIREARMS FROM A MOVING VEHICLE.

Needless to say, the sign was riddled with bullet holes. :)

My husband blows things up for a living.....
 

So he has a shirt that says.....

BLASTER: If I am running, you'd better keep up!


I also like this but can't remember where I saw it.....

When in Rome......Don't play the fiddle!


Oh Yeah! Gotta do this too...(teehee db!)

BEEP BEEP..........BEEP BEEP BEEP............BEEP BEEP!

Here's my very silly contribution

"Witch's parking only, all others will be toad."

this is my fav=====there are three kinds of men

small, Medium, and OH MY GOD!!!!