Sexual~Alphabet Party.......Cum-n-Play!
 

I thought of this just a few moments ago so I hope it hasn't been done and that everyone will cum and play!

Here is the premise.......Cum to the party bearing a gift! The gift must be in alphabetical order and it has to have a sexual connotation. It can be ANYTHING but you have to explain it's "sexual" meaning. By the time this thread gets stale I hope we have enough "gifts" to have an "orgy extraordinaire"!


~Mrs. Lix~


I will start..............I bring to the party an AMPLIFIER, so that the romantic music can be heard and we don't end up with the "boys" on one side of the room and the "girls" on the other. Let's all dance!

Get it?....Not so hard, huh?.....Who will come to my party? I love gifts! Use your imaginations........this could get interesting!!

Next "gift" starts with B.............................

I'm coming to the party and bringing Beer....umm..it's sexual meaning is self-explanitory..lmao.

I will be bringing a CD player to hook to Mrs. Lix amplifier so we can play some music to dance too.

I will bring dildos (dildoes)....well I think that one is self explanatory as well :D:D:p

I always carry something to eat with me :D

I also brought a "fig" leaf....to cover the pertinent part till the timing is right!

I'll bring a Gallon of KY Jelly...never know when it will come in handy ;)

What's a party without ... Joygel!

I'll be bringing strap on cocks for the ladies.

H~ I will bring hand held massagers incase anyone feels a little tense

TY for the gifts.........I am also bringing my "Ibenez" to play in a more intimate circle of friends. Cum closer everyone!

J- Jockstraps for the men to parade for the ladie's

easier to make a choice

K - KILTS without briefs for the guys to wear when the wind blows.

"L" I'll bring Lotion, for those who'd like some extra lubrication or just a nice slippery feeling all over..

"M"

I'll bring Mosquito repellant...........after all who wants to get bit in all sorts of uncomfortable places when you're trying to party???

N...

I will bring Naughty Board Games! They are alot of fun at a party!

I'll also bring Ostrich feathers to entice all the right places

"P"

I'll also bring some floor PILLOWS!! Sure makes being on the floor (and flat on your back?) much more comfortable!:D :D

I'll bring a quilt, to curl up under after we're done.

'R'

I can also bring some ROPES for those that are into that sort of thing..... :D :D :D

I'll bring Scotz, with a Strat...so I can play with mrs lix & her Ibenez

T

I'll bring the Twister Game...everyone likes to play naked twister! :D :D

I'll just come UNDERDRESSED...lol

That would be VERY exciting, Aeros!! :D:D

And I'll bring Whips to go along with Sugar's ropes ;)

I will bring XXXrated movies

I'll bring a Yellow baloon...just cause i can't think of anything that starts with Y..lol

and ill bring a zoot suit for those of us who likes to play dress up

I'll bring some AIR FRESHENER!!!

After all, with all those sweating bodies, and other assorted odors, no doubt the air will be rather pungent..LOL:D ;) :p

Hey..I had B last time..lol..guess I'll bring some bourbon too

I'll bring some Colt 45, I hear it "works every time..." ;)

I'll bring a Dirty Mind!

I'll bring some Energizer batteries...so I can keep going and going and going............. ;)

I'll bring FINGERNAIL clippers, in case things get rouch :D

I'll bring Gum....so incase my mouth gets bored...but i doubt thats possible!!!

I'll bring HUGS for everyone!! :D:D

D
 

Don't forget the DING-DONGS, my treat!!

Ice Cream ... melts all over everyone.

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I'll bring some JAPANESE food, some spice and rice

A bath tub full of.... Jello!