Where do you do most of your masturbating?
 

So...where do you do most of yoru masturbating?

On my bed.......and you?

on the phone :p

Sitting here at my computer. :)

On my bed....Late at night....often with Mr. Osuche laying next to me.

Usually in bed....but in the shower, on the sofa, at my computer, even in a pool (if I can).

I've tried masturbating on the phone! It was awesome!!!!














But I had to throw the phone away afterwards. :p

^^^^:D You're so silly!


I usually do it on my bed.

Depends on who's in the house at the time.....

Could be in front of the puter, in bed, in the bathroom, on the back porch or out in the garage in the car. Front porch only once, it's not closed in.

OOOOOOOOh...back porch? That's hot! :D


I think there's a story that needs to be told about that time you rubbed one out in the garage, in the car!

i usually do it on my hoohoo. :p

"rubbed one out"... lol WI gotta love ya!!
 

:D Back porch is closed in, more like a sun room I guess, so not tooooo hot, but it is all floor-to-ceiling windows so..... you decide.

Well.... the garage, in the car.... if you're on the phone with some one and think it might get a little loud.... thank GM for sound-proofing cars!! ;)

And here I thought you'd ask about the open front porch. Go figure. :)

OK....... so I'll bite (or nibble)............ tell us about that front porch!!!

For me usually in bed or the shower..........

Now that sounds like a damn fine place to masturbate! :D





I'm picturing you running through the house and out to the garage! How sexy is that!!!!! That's way hotter than the front porch! Did you lock the car doors too? :p

Ready for warm weather.
 

Not much to tell really..... It started out to be something much different then it ended up. It was a warm summer night but with a good breeze which helps keep the bugs away. I went outside to shake a throw rug out over the railing. Ended up stripping and standing in front of the window where hubbyy was watching TV. Did everything I could think of to get him outside but he wasn't to keen on porch-sex. So as WI would say, I rubbed one out. :D

Now that I think about it.... When its warm enough.... mmmm ;)

(Attached is a pic of my front porch)

LMAO!!!!

No running involved, or I'd be to out of breath for the main event. :D




Its usually at night when everyones asleep.... No locking of doors needed. LOL

It just sounds sexier with all that huffing & puffing. And I'm such a paranoid dick that I'd lock the doors. Like that'll keep someone walking in from figuring out what I'm doing. lmfao

What a great front porch!

Very sexy image of you standing in front of the window! And I like the expression "shaking a throw rug out over the railing" ... That's dripping with inuendo! lmfao

ROFLMAO!!!


Well here's my garage. Come on up sometime and sit a spell. If something comes up we'll just have to handle it.... or otherwise take care of it. ;)

"shaking a throw rug out over the railing" ... Ya lost me on that... Trying to see something sexy there but just ain't getting it.

Gawd... somebodies gonna have to 'splain it to me. :(

When a woman plays with her genitals, there's often some kind of shaking. If her genitals have a sweet patch of pubic hair...well, that's kinda like a rug (ie rug munching :D), and um...well...ok, the railing is out on the porch. ha ha

Ok, so it's a stretch, but damn did it tickle my funny bone. ha ha





And those garage windows look just the right height for me to peek in. ;)

rofl!
 

OMG!! Now you KNOW what I'll be thinking of every time I shake out a real rug!! LMAO!! Yep WI, tickled my funny bone too. Woulda preferred someplace a little lower....... ;)





And who said anything bout you peeking in the windows? You're gonna be on the inside. :D

Let see here. In bed, in the tv room on a lazyboy chair, in my car, at work behind the counter.....where else?

Woot! Lucky for me you don't lock the car doors! :D

Speaking of masturbating...went out last night drinking with a BIG group of friends. Got kinda tipsy. Mr. Osuche wasn't interested in sex -- he wanted to work on his 'puter. So I went to bed and let my fingers do the walking... ;)

As I climaxed, he came running in. "What's wrong?!??" he says. "I heard heavy breathing!! Are you OK???"

I told him I was fine. then he asked why I was breating heavily....took him about another 30 seconds to figure it out. :rolleyes2:

I usually do most of mine here in front of the computer.....sometimes in the bed....sometimes in the shower.....sometimes.......

hehehe

Wherever my 'hoohoo' is where i am masterbating *L*

Outdoors
 

Mostly here at the puter this time of year but in the summer I have a remote work site where I work alot of weekends. In an 8 hour day I only actually have active work to do for about an hour and a half. Rest of the time is just being there. I take a couple of books and a blanket and go out in the site, strip down and work on my tan and stroke it. Occasionally a lady friend of mine calls and we will have phone sex out there. Sometimes she comes out and we'll go at it in the middle of a big field. Nothing like mother nature to stimulate the senses!! :D :D

Either in my bed or in the shower.

shower mostly...easier to clean up. \

Often laying down in bed too and once in a while at the computer.

well on my bed, but mainly on the living room couch

Bedroom, Easy Chair, shower ............ etc..

Den
 

In my nice office chair, sometimes in bed.

bedroom
 

after bath.

i'd have to say probably right here in this chair :jester:

Right where I'm sitting right now most of the time (chair in front of the computer) and my bed.

For all of the computer chair masturbators...dreaming of it going like this?

lol, that is a great chair fucking video..


i usually do it in the bed, sometimes on the couch.

Now that's what I call an ideal masturbation technique.

Most often I suppose would be the chair by the computer. :rolleyes2

Other locations on request. :)