Why????
 

aren't you somewhere, with someone, getting it on right NOW?????????

Oh man! Great question!!!!

WHY WHY WHY

My reason......we're staying at my parents, where my sister lives still, my grandmother is living here since her house is ruined...... but boy do I want to!

Because I learned last night that trying to kiss after having your wisdom teeth pulled on Thursday is not the most enjoyable expirence. :grin:

Humm because I had it all weekend LOL

IWM~ tell Grams she is cramping your style :p


DG~ ouch!!!!! They told you no sucking, that means no sucking face either:p

Moonchild~ good point! You need a break, send him this way ;)

shucks, i thought that was just on straws and certian parts of men.......oh well live and leard, there is always next week.

My someone is a few provinces away :(

Because I can't seem to get my pants of right now.

hmmmmmm.... I touched him tonight... that is as far as it will go.... but he enjoyed teasing me... and he knew I want more... so much more....

i shall remedy this in a thrice :D

So glad he has you :p

Cause he is 2.2K miles away, and one of us has to pay the bills. :p But damn it's getting old!

cuz she's 849 miles away...not for long though

South Dakota to Michigan..........785 miles
Fuel one way..........................$50
A weekend with the Booger Lama......well worth the drive!!! ;o)~

cuz she's gotta rest so she can go to work & pay the bills next week...

Anyone who wants to get it on with me is 12,000 miles away. :yikes: And my penis only reaches 6,000!

Cuz HE'S^^^^^^ eight hundred forty fuckin nine miles from me or I would be! :bsex:

Um...cause he just went off to work!

Uhhh cause I have cramps from hell, no significan other and am too damn picky! lol

Picky?

Because he's at work and for the last two weeks we've been living in a house with 6 other people and very thin walls - damn I'm glad to be home again!

Cuz id feel guilty with hubby being at work and all ;) heehheeh;)

~nikki

Because I'm a sworn Seeker who hasn't yet found true love. One day I will, and then some girl is going to be VERY happy. ;)

I don't want to go back to the well too many times.

I'm less afraid of it drying up than I am of getting hit with the bucket.

Yeah why the hell aren't I??? :box:

Because he's at work and I am at home...wonder what I could do about that.....

Because he is at work! There will be time enough later....

Who says I'm not... :p

only because it saves you from the task :D

Picky i.e., he must have a job, a great sense of humor and be able to carry on an intelligent conversation lol

I'm beginin' to see a pattern will Liliths post, shes horny

I don't think I've seen a post by Lilith when she isn't at least somewhat horny. :p

I think we're all horny.
Some of us (myself included) are just being forced to take care of it by ourselves.
(The answer to the question is...because I don't have a SO. or anybody willing to play)

Does talking to the cat count as intelligent conversation?

It's only 2:40AM and she's asleep. :(

But I am.
Sharni is a bit tired though, she is resting her head along my inner thigh! :slurp:

It depends, what are you two talking about? lol

At home now, but still haven't :( I guess cuz we're so beat from the last week of events. HOPEFULLY SOON :hair:

cause i'm away for a conv and stuck in a hotel room with a male buddy............ NO, don't go there!