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Lo! Who is that, rampaging amidst the fields! It is Naughtyangel, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a booming grunt, her voice cometh:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I lay waste to the landscape like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!"

Striding over the fields, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh WildIrish! And he gives a mighty howl:

"I'm going to fuck you until you acquire caulrophobia, and grin like a fucking maniac!"

hey WI, think it means something that we both get to kick butt using chain-link fence? lol

Sprinting over the mini-mall parking lot, swinging gilded boxing gloves, cometh BamaKyttn! And she gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"I'm going to fuck you like it's a new extreme sport!!!"

There must be a "fencing" joke in here somewhere!

Zang! Who is that, running along the plains! It is Cobalt, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He roars vengefully:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I destroy all in my path like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"

Zang! Who is that, stalking through the fields! It is Sugarsprinkles, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a spectacular roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to flog you until you bleed out your eyes, then bake cookies!!"





























:( It figures........................................... .................all I'll get out of it is more dirty dishes. :(

Zang! Who is that, striding out of the plains! It is Cowgirltease, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with an ominous grunt, her voice cometh:

"This one's for you, mom! I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!"

Hell yeah I like boxing gloves!! And I fight dirty!!:D

LOL@SS

Hark! Who is that, striding out of the candy store! It is Eros, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a mighty howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pummel you until you are unable to sit properly!"

Prowling amidst the mini-mall parking lot, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a bladed baseball bat, cometh Scorp! And he gives a spectacular bellow:

"I'm going to punch you until you're a parapalegic!!!"


lol mine is ruthless

WTF is Zang?!! Anyway...

Prowling over the fields, clutching a mighty sword, cometh Aqua! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"This one's for you, mom! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!!"

Sweet!! I get to prowl! :D

Zang! Who is that, skulking over the freeway! It is Loulabelle, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She screams vengefully:

"I'm seriously going to contort you so utterly, your screams will reanimate the dead!!"


Oh and this one's Fussy's

Lo! Who is that, running over the mini-mall parking lot! It is Fussypucker, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a vengeful cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pound you like it's my job!!"

Prowling over the cliffs, attacking with an oversized scalpel, cometh Lilith! And she gives a booming scream:

"I'm going to smash you so hard, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!"

Hark! Who is that, striding amidst the freeway! It is Musketeer, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a gutteral cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pummel you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!"

^^^I like that one:p

Lo! Who is that, stalking out of the tundra! It is Steph, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a cruel scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to hump you like it's my job, and throw you out the airplane door!!!"

Zang! Who is that, running along the hotel lobby! It is Celticangel, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She roars ominously:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I destroy all in my path until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!!"

"I'm going to fuck you with such reckless abandon, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!"

Whatever.

Zang! Who is that, rampaging across the wasteland! It is SuccubusKitty, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She cries thunderously:

"I'm going to fuck you into the fourth dimension, and throw you out the airplane door!!"

Stalking over the fields, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Lixy! And she gives a gutteral howl:

"I'm going to hump you until you turn inside-out!!"



OMG! At first read, I thought it said hair extensions! LOL!

lmao.....you are slaying me today^^

Who is that, skulking across the cliffs! It is Eliza, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! She screams gutterally:

"I'm seriously going to hump you so hard, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!":hot:

Skulking amidst the plains, carrying a studded crowbar, cometh Lost! And he gives a vengeful howl:

"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!!"

Who is that, prowling through the terrain! It is SouthernCharm, hands clutching a burning branch! She screams vengefully:

"I'm going to torment you like it's my job, and hit you with a steamroller!!!"

Hark! Who is that, prowling over the wasteland! It is Nice Guy, hands clutching a burning branch! He bellows apocalyptically:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I desecrate like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"

Running amidst the terrain, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Denny! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I lay waste to all I see until everything has croaked!!!"