Tired of the same ole same ole?
 

Looking for a change? Need a little spice in your perving life? Find your new nickname below!

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need
some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose. Follow the
instructions to find your new name.

The following in an excerpt from a children's book,
"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by
Dave Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your
new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts.


Whew! Good thing my last name has 4 letters in it! I am now known as Boobie Bubblenose!

Sorry if this has been posted before....I thought it was cute and wanted to see what we came up with!

Zippy ChuckleBrain ... OMG. (pulls the curtain to avoid the stares.)

ready?

"Fluffy Liverchuncks":rolleyes:

I can still see your feet db! LMAO!


Do you want some Chianti with that PF?


OMG! Too funny guys!

Zippy Girdlenose..... guess that about says it all don't it. LOL

OMG! This is hysterical! We might be related jenna! Nose is part of my new last nic too!

Are you sure Zippy isn't a surname and Jenna and I are really related?

This is hysterical. :D :D

Let's see, my wife's first name would be Buttercup. So you've got Buttercup and Zippy ... or ... B Z for short. :D :D

Tulefel Bananasniffer at your service :D

Poopsie Bubble Brain LOL
Dayum I gotta be a poopsie ???

Poopsie Bubblehiney :o

Boobie girdlefanny:p

Someone want to clue me in on what Tulefel is?

Zippy Chickensniffer reporting for duty! :)

Would you beleive Loopy Gigglesquirt:p

Lumpy Chickentush

Fluffy Bubblesniffer here, any bubbles for me to check out?

Loopy Waffle squirt ??? Sounds Kind of Gross!


What a cute idea!

Chim-chim Applebrain

Pinky GirdleBuns

Gadget Rhinotush ready for action!

The gadget part i like... Rhino tush couldnt be more NOT like me!

Crusty Livertushie - ugh!

I am gonna pee my pants any minute! This is too f*&%in funny!

I did my husbands and he is.....Poopsie Bubblenose! I'm gonna call him Poopsie all day! He's already given me "the look"!

ROFLMFAO!

Snotty Apple (Now, that's just gross.) ;)

LMAO IAKG! But um.........Snotty Apple _______? (should be another part)

Oh.....I gtota go potty!

Poopsie RhinoLips here...........:D:D

Poopsie I don't mind.............but RHINOLIPS??????

Thanks a lot Lixy!!

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, you're right, Lixy! Can't follow directions that early on a Saturday morning! :D

Snotty apple brain.

Dinky Rhino pants.......................... well if I have to be a rhino, I guess I am glad it is dinky LOL

Introducing........................














Zippy Girdletush :)

Buttercup GirdleSniffer

(eeewww)


Eliza

Zippy Appletush ready and waiting.
Hey, it could have been worse. At least it didn't have "toilet" or "chunks" in it!

Zippy Girdle-Chunks


I threw on of my kids a huge sleep over 15, 10 year old boys alllllll based on this book. Every kid wore a name tag with their new name and if someone called you by your real name not the new one they had to go do a gross task. It was so much fun!

crusty applefanny not so sure if this works

OMG! This is soooooooooooo funny! I laugh like a hyena when I come back here and check on the progress!

Loopy Chickenshorts?


Some how it seems to fit!

snotty banananose

ANY Ladies want a ride???????????