Who did Carl Stalling write his best music in honor of?

nipple pumping, bung hole covers and the "Ridgid" Brand of pipe wrenches

What would you find hanging on the wall of Lilith's dungeon?

Dipped in Guinness

What is the man at the carnival sitting on top of the dunking tower

hot chocolate and licorice

What are the flavours of my new edible underwear?


Axle grease and ball bearings

What is the name of a new kinky sex game Penthouse is marketing

strong, free and able

What are the 3 qualities women look for in a man?

daffodils

What are one of my most favorite flowers.

a meadow and strange noises

What is the opening scene of Roger Rabbit's new porn movie?

Under the hood of a cadillac

What is a battery big enough to finally do the trick with my favorite toy.

candles and body oils

What started the Great Fire of London?

kissing a troll

(well how bad can it be ....)

What is what some women (me included) would do to get to kiss Glyndwr.

vertigo

What does Glyndwr get after such compliments?


A stick of celery and the dentist's chair

(lol) What are tools that can be used with laughing gas.

pondscum and purple tip

What the voo-doo doctor said would cure Richard Simmons's ills.

Nixon, Kennedy and Lodge

What were the 3 stooges middle names?


Apollo, Pluto and Neptune

What are the names of the latest 3 stage vibrators?

Mules, Donkeys and Jackasses.

What look attractive after drinking a bottle of vodka?

tomatoes & potatoes

Without these items the nations of Ireland and Italy would cease to exist.

Earth, Wind & Fire

excuse me a rephrase

Without what items would the nations of Ireland and Italy cease to exist?

Earth, Wind & Fire

What are two forces of nature and a planet .. or, a music group.

Fried spam

What is available at 2 different styles of cafe's? (internet and diners)

Testicular fortitude

What I will need it I ever head to Florida?

Donuts and the desert

CK

What does a cop’s mirage oasis look like?

deep muffin suff

What the girls at Tim Horton's use in the back to practice giving blow jobs?


cable guy, fireman and a fire extinguisher

What does an agoraphobic nymphomaniac do for "enter-tainment"?

The third degree

What Diva suction can give you on your penis????? :D


elf, rudolph and a french tickler

What are the things that Mrs.Claus likes to fill her days with?


Gigit!

What is trying to talk with my mouthfull???? LOL


bull and a platypus

What do you need for a licking and a sticking.


soccer and football

What are a whole bunch of yummy balls on the field???????????


marshmallows, microwave and crakers

What else do you need besides chocolate to make S'mores?


a pickup truck, a gunrack, and Moonshine

What are three of the four essential items for a West Virginian romantic getaway? (the fourth being infield passes to Martinsville Motor Speedway)

oral, vaginal and anal

What did Mr. & Mrs. Intercourse name their triplets?



Longjohns, boots, sunblock

What you need for topless suntanning in the rocky mountains?


Tow bar, sex therapist and gum

Of: Ky jelly, towbar, sex therapist, and gum, which is recommended for Anal Intercourse?


Doggie, rocking chair, and chandelier

What do The Clampetts take on vacation?


clothes pegs and butter

(Assuming clothes peg are the same as clothespins)
What 2 things necessary to dress up your scrotum as a porcupine (hedgehog) if you are going to an S&M costume party?

chills and fever

What are the first signs of not visiting pixies for 3 days?


On the kitchen table

what are salt, pepper and spots of cum.

lightning and laughter

What were the last things to fill your senses when you tried to emulate Gene Kelly's "Singing In The Rain"?

Porn 'n chicken