I am pure Angel :D

I'm giving up coffee.

I'm giving up men. :D

I've never had one. :yikes:

I can't carry a tune in a bucket.

I saddened that i'm not at work today

Happily - married......

I am going to have a 3some tonight.. :lust:

I'm wide awake and full of beans

I have a 2 foot long.............................................. .....















couch.

I would never be sitting here, LMFAO. :grin:

I have never masturbated to a story on Pixies....

I hope I never meet another Pixie again in real life. :wobble:

I hope I don't get paid this week.

I really hope my lover never nibbles on my neck again.