What would Scotzoidman need to have a party????

a digital camera, running shoes, & a Klondike bar

What did i take from the naked guy stealing my icecream?

Stamps, a box, and lotsa miles

what are the 3 things necessary for the antrax guy to get away clean

a dead rabbit and his pet snail

What would pass for a good meal in a French Restaurant?

Exploding fireworks

What can you see having sex with one of the Pixies ladies?

"Oh my, I thought it was mine"

What do you say when you've lost your place in the orgy?

Safety goggles, elbow and knee pads.

What a women needs to wear when giving a blow job and she don't like cum all over her face?


Ear wax, a dildo and semen

What are three things that might be in her mouth at some point during sex?

A ball, a cock and a gift

What a half castrated man brings to his cruel dominatrix mistress.

Topeka, Kansas, New York City and San Francisco

What were the destinations of the first night in the "Round The World In 80 Lays" contest?

Nuts, whipped cream, bananas and a cherry

what are topping for a good night of sex



whips, chains, and video games

What are 3 wonderful things made to pass time?


pepsi, coke, and fabolous kool-aid

What do you need to fulfill your poolsex-fantasies?

"First I am going to measure your blood pressure, then we are going to have a lot of fun..."

what does a nypho-nurse in the geriatric center say to any man sporting an erection?

Elmers Glue instead of water.

What irritates people when you use a lot on letters?

Dopey, bashful, grumpy, sleepy, sneezy, happy

Who are the ones having an orgy with Snowwhite?


A riffle, vegetable oil and a hunter.

What are three things a beastiality lover fears?


a fast car, dope and a get out of jail free card.

What happend when Diva got busted with a joint doing 40km over the speed limit?? (yep...I cried to get out of jail..lmfao and it worked!)


clothes line, smut and undergarments

What are the 3 essential item an auto erotic takes to a motel room, an evening of fun?

Power Steering.

What do you wish your classic sports car had as you drive into a wall?

Bill Clinton & Linda Lovelace

What 2 people have been best known to answer to "slick willie"?

Lake Tahoe.

Where does the Loch Ness monster go on vacation?

A wasp sting

What did I get for sleepy with the head of the NOW?

A trickle and a pickle

What are the problem and solution your girlfriend used for dumping you?

Weenie roast

What is a favorite S&M game at the Dominatrix Annual picnic and barbeque?

The Rolling Stones, the Beatles,
The BeeGees and the Kinks

Who were part of the 60's British Invasion?

Lollipops, stamps, clits

What is sticky when wet?

string, scissors and a rubber chicken.

What a Redneck uses during forplay??


a car jack, picnic basket and skydivers

What are the 3 most commonly used euphemisms for ordinary procedures in the cosmetic surgery profession?

Under pressure, At speed and At low atmospheric levels.

What is sex in a submarine?


The moon, the spacestation, and Mars

Where is sex out of this world?


A felt pen and an apple

What is Glyndwr playing his own version of the William Tell story.

Donald, Mickey and the 3 blind mice.

What was Minnie's best sexual experience?


Luciano Pavarotti playing the organ

What is one thing you will never see in the XXX movie adaptation of DIE FLEDERMAUS ?

a slipbone biscuit.

ok south - or anyone - what's a slipbone biscuit????

Let's play some more!!!
 

jjjbo what sort of question is that?
How about some thing like....
What does a Daddy give his prize twink if he has been good?
or
What is a pet name for a womens primary sex organ?
or
What do they serve BBQ on in a Missippi Delta Jukejoint?
or
What was Jackie Wilson's cat's name?


come on work with me girl..... Otherwise I will give up another answer if necessary.

What is the secret code for..."I've got to have you now, baby!"

An empty jar of Strawberry preserves.

Where did "mistress X" the profesisonal Dom force her clients ejaculate into?

300,000 km per second; or a universal constant.

(Lixy thanks for keeping the ball in the air!)

What is the ejaculation speed caused for watching Pixies women pics?

10.000 Watt - a lot of power

What is the rating of Diva's new dildo?


a tasmanian devil and the pope