I love walking all over the downtown area in this heat.

I'm feeling healthy and fit

My name is Antonio.

Nice to meet you, Mr. Banderas. :wave:



I grew up a sharecropper's daughter.

And I was a coal miner's daughter. :D

I slammed my penis in the car door this morning.

(OMG, OOOWWWWW! That's painful to think about even if it's NOT true!)

<---hates receiving oral sex, personally.

I am not laughing at WI^^^

That did not just make me cringe and bring tears to my eyes.

Boy, that's a painful lie ... and here I thought stirring hot coffee with mine was bad. :eek:

(We didn't allow that when I worked at Arby's. :grin: )



I couldn't survive on Beef & Cheddars.

I'm thinking of suggesting the priesthood to WI.

I sure wish my secretary would stay all friggin night!

I think i'd make a great Nun

That's why I go to Steak and Shake. :D