...I'll show you an animal in bed.

Show me an empty house....

and I'll show you an active family.

Show me a clean house......

...and I'll have the key ((obsessive compulsive neat freak here))


Show me a woman blushing...

...and I'll show you IAKG, embarassed by a compliment. :)

Show me organized files...

and I'll show you an obsessive compulsive manicurist.

Show me a guy in a coconut bra...

...and I'll show you someone at an all-inclusive resort, enjoying the free drinks.

Show me someone who wears white after Labor Day...

And I show you someone who doesn't care about Emily Post and her ettiquette.



Show me a man who has to choose between a woman and his remote

...and I'll show you someone who's divorced.


Show me a man who falls asleep in front of his laptop...

...and I'll show you a Pixies addict. :)

Show me someone who hangs out in the chat room...

.......And I'll show you someone with a sticky keyboard!
Show me some twin sisters........

..and I'll show you PF's Doublemint twins.


Show me someone drinking lots of water...

..and I'll show you someone who lives in the desert.

Show me someone who wears a wetsuit........

...and I'll show you someone who likes watersports.

Show me someone who bakes cookies...

and I'll show you someone who eats warm cookies! (Oatmeak please!)


Show me someone who buys condoms by the gross...........

...and I'll show you someone I'm intensely jealous of.

Show me someone with a big smile...