Who is Perrigen (Pippin) Took?

Jack was nimble and quick.

Who was it that jumped; and, couldn't he have picked a sexier target than a candlestick holder?

50% off.

what is the way I like to see womens clothes(well 100% is much better)


The bitch is back

What does Booger say when he sees an ex-girlfriend?


hugs, kisses, promises

What is what a man will do to get in a womans pants?


whips and cuffs and candles oh my !!

What is Lil doing playing Lions, Tigers and Bears Oh My?

Frosting and whipped cream

What is a good topping for licking off a penis

licorice whips and hersheys kisses

What does Willy Wonka use for a night of kinky sex?

fingerprints & DNA

What the sex police will find all over Scotzoidman's body when I am done with him!!! :D


Oysters, clams and a blanket

What is sex in the country?

strap-on and k-y gel

Why can women bend over for soap in prison showers?

Snips and snails and puppy-dog tails

What does the wicked witch of the west use in her martini's in place of olives.


silk sheets

What would you find on Uncle's bed?? :D:D

Sugar, Spice, and everything nice

What is Glyndwr made of? ~tongue firmly in cheek~


Painting in the nude

What causes paint dribbles on private parts.

turkish bath and soda

What is the best cure for flatulence?

At the bottom of the ocean

What is a place in water that Glyndwr hasn't had sex. lol

trinkets and beads

Q;What you give to women at Mardi Gra to see Tits & Asses

A;Lap Dance

Q: What is always best when performed using one's tongue?

A: A cunning stunt

Q. What is a woman receiving oral sex while driving a car?

A. Overdressed for the occasion

What is a newbie at a Pixies Place Orgy?

cherries and blueberries

What can you rub on each others body?
(mmmmm all that messy mess)

black g-string found under the bed covers

What can you find in Nikki's bed after an excellent night of romping?

viagra, vodka, and a Hustler Magazine

What is overkill?

A Polaroid camera

Name one thing that Monica Lewinski forgot to bring to the oval office.

A stiff drink

What has been in the freezer to long?


Time enough for love

What is Never?


A white sport coat and a pink carnation

What would make a great pic in the mens's pic section???:D

frying pan and a condom

What does your wife insist on using on your heads?


007

What is a lucky number for an orgy?

A string bikini and a smile

What she leaves on the floor and what I leave on her face after swimming with me?

Butt floss, toothpaste and jizz

What do guys take to the beach with them, but leave behind?

Mud pies, apple pies and nipples

What are three things that are tasty, wholesome, and All-American?

High heels and silk ties

What women should wear to bed to be tied up?

Sloppy, messy and just plain tasty

What are ribs, and a well lubed pussy?


sewing machine and a dart gun

What do you need to get that man who just won't cooperate? (I guess you could use the sewing machine to make a posey vest to keep him in bed once you've got him)

A twister board and a gymnast (you pick the gender)

What are two things every good party needs?

Chips, dips, chains, whips

What you will find at Summer's Halloween Party!!


ladder, rope and a nail gun

What will be needed to repair the damage at Summers Halloween party?

Scotch tape, ball gag and lighter fluid

What are some things McGyver didn't take with him on his last adventure?

The Hokey Pokey, a banana split and a bass guitar.