I've never wanted to meet anyone from here in real-life.

I won't miss my mother-in-law who passed away two weeks ago. She was the worst mother-in-law in the entire world.

Well, since SS feels that way, I don't have any empathy at all for her and her "loss."

I don't miss tex-mex... there are places all over New England to get it... they just disguise it as seafood!

I know maddy just didn't say what I thought she said.

I don't appreciate IAKG's lack of empathy in the least.

I think I'll stay up until midnight tonight--I have nothing better to do.

Since there are so many tex-mex places around here and I have it all the time, I know exactly how maddy feels.

I'm never going to Las Vegas again.

I wish I could get up before dawn *every* morning, including weekends.

I really didn't appreciate that hottie who pulled into my driveway in her convertible Saab, her sun dress up her thigh just enough that I could see her pussy pressing against her panties.

Disgusting.

I wouldn’t have been out in Rabbits driveway installing one-way traffic spike rails.

Work today was a complete waste of my time.

I enjoy the sounds of a mother screaming at her children.....seemingly endlessly....and it's just what I wanted to hear tonight.

I love it when you go to bed early 'cause you're soooooooooooooo tired, only to wake up even earlier to compensate.

I like mopping the kitchen floor so much...I'm thinking of quitting my job so I can do it all day long!

I LOVE changing dirty diapers! Diarrhea is great fun in a one year old! And what the hell, might as well let him play in it while we're at it - i mean, he's only young once.

I love it too. Especially since my 15 month old didn't just do the same thing.

My workmates obviously hate me, and I'm not going to miss them one little bit. [heavy sigh]

I wish Pixies would stop moving to New England! :mad:

I loooooove being the defacto IT person and experimenting with stuff I am soooooo familiar with, especially since there's not a chance in hell I could delete anything of importance.

Pixie Pervs never ever make me laugh!

The sound of his voice doesn't make me wet at all.

Gas is sooooooooo cheap up here!

I'm not going to miss anyone when I leave Iowa.

i don't need a haircut.

I really wish time would drag on more slowly. I'm not tired at all, and I'm not counting minutes until I can make a very important phone call.

i like how cheetos make my fingertips orange.

I am so glad to be back at work - I have so much more free time for Pixies and I really hated all the stuff I was missing at work. There are not too many HR related problems to deal with!

OMG, I'm rolling ^^^! :grin:



*ahem*

I practically had to have my arm twisted just now in order to enjoy one iota of the mind-blowing phone sex I just had.

The guy singing the REM song on INXS sucks.

I hate having my house so quiet, eating dinner when I want to, having zero responsibility...I don't think I could get used to this at all.

Conversely...Heather sounded awesome. :rolleyes2

I bought this house just because you can hear every passing train a half-mile away through the walls.

All this sunshine - I want rain in Seattle!

I enjoy all TV sitcoms....especially reruns of the same great shows. :yikes:

Nope, I don't like guys with long hair.

Mornings are fun.

And Team America World Police is a shitty movie. But I wouldn't know that, because i didn't watch it last night.


***America, FUCKYEAH!****

oh whoa, sorry. Got a little carried away there.

I really haven't accomplished much in the 19 days since I officially accepted my new job in New England.

I didn't get aroused when I saw Mrs. WI sleeing naked on top of the sheets this morning.