You say "A ho(e) in the garden is worth two in the bush." and I say "Keep your bush trimmed."

You say "Keep your bush trimmed.", and I say "weed whacker/sex toy".

You say, "weed whacker/sex toy," and I say, "furry, scurry, wang, bang."

You (I) say, "Furry, scurry, wang, bang," and I say, "A bang a day keeps sex in play."

You say, "A bang a day keeps sex in play." I say "My place or hers?"

You say "my place or hers", and I say "what's wrong with living under a rock?"

You say, "What's wrong with living under a rock?" and I say, "If the bed is comfy, go for it."

You say, "If the bed is comfy, go for it," and I say, "There's nothing like a freshly-breaked bed."

You say, "There's nothing like a freshly-breaked bed" and I say, "I think I hear the oven crying, 'Cum on in!'"

I said, "I think I hear the oven crying, 'Cum on in!'" and I now say, "That's one way to get a threesome."

You say, "That's one way to get a threesome.", and I say, "There's more than one goat involved."

You say, "There's more than one goat involved" and I say, "It was either them or the ducks." :yikes:

You say "Its either them or the ducks" and I say "love a flaming duck!"

You say love a flaming duck and I say turn up the grill cuz' it'll be a hot time in the ol' town tonight.

You say hot time int the old town tonight, and I say I'll take warm sex over necrophilia.