"Sorry, Charlie........Only the Best, get to be Starkist!" (canned tuna)

Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime
and grease in just a minute.
Mr. Clean will clean your whole house,
and everything that's in it.

MR. CLEAN household cleaner

See it Wiggle See it Jiggle rollie pollie fun one of the first jello comericals with Bill Cosby

put a tic tac in your mouth and get a BANG out of life

This might have been posted already (can't remember) but ......

"WHERE'S THE BEEF?!?!?

and a hometown one .........

"You know where,
Barnacle Bill's
on North Monroe!!" (seafood restaurant)

because I STILL know the whole dang song:

"It's velveeta.. versus cheddar!
Our velveeta melts much better.
Cheddar's lumpy, cheddar's oily....
It dribbles off your plate onto your doily!
So when cookbooks call for cheddar
Make it with velveet we cook better!"

Oscar Meyer has away with B-o-l-o-g-n-a

And, related, whitehorse:

"I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
Then I'm sure that you would plainly see.
For if I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner,
Then all the world would be in love with me."


Saw the weiner-mobile in town last fall. :D

"Mikey likes It!"

I'm coo coo for Coco Puffs!

Trix are for kids...you silly rabbit!

Is it true blondes have more fun? Clairol

Jello, Jello, Jello Jello..........tonight!!! Jello ;)

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I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper, we're a Pepper...wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too? (Dr. Pepper)