... and I'll show you a resurrected thread!

Show me a sumptious pixie.....

.. I'll show you all the beautifol pizes here.


Show me big boobie...

… and I’ll show you my waterbed.


Show me a wedding cake …

I'll show you someone who just got married.



Showme an empty bed and...

I'll show you some snuggle time.

Show me a positive pregnancy test....

And I will show you a happy fellow!

Show me a new toy..

And I'll show youhow to get it wet.



Show me an excited person..

... and I'll show you someone thinking about sex!

Show me yours ....

..only if you showme yours first.

Showme a naked....

... girl and I'll show you why I have this erection.

Show me soapy bucket ...

...and I'll show you an impromptu wet tshirt contest.


Show me a nice set of buns...

… and I’ll show you a tasty snack!


Show me a wooded mountain …

...and I'll show you a saw mill.

Show me a willing partner

and I'll show you someone that won't get much sleep tonight.


Show me a new pair of shoes...

...and I'll show you a happy lady.



Show me a house with no kids and.....