Show me a lady in distress ... and I'll show you a bottle of Rolaids.

Show me a stain on the front of his pants ...

...and I'll show you a man who has been teased past the point of no return.

Show me a woman with a new hair-do...

... and I'll show you a compliment waiting to happen.

Show me a car with a big scratch on it ...

... and i'll show you a woman who feels much better now

Show me a man sitting naked in front of a computer ...

......and i'll show you one sticky screen and keyboard


Show me a beautiful woman in a red dress.............

... and I'll wonder how he noticed the red dress. :)

Show me a sandwich, chips and a beer ...

and i'll show you a well-balanced diet :D



Show me big bed and lots of pillows.....

.. and I'll show you where I want to take my wife. :)

Show me a gas tank on empty ...

....and I'll show you a man who doesn't have $75 for a full tank


Show me a room full of people....

...and I'll show you people waiting to see a doctor.

Show me a room full of babies...

...and I'll show you the list of men waiting to get vasectomies.

Show me the perfect man....

......and I'll show you a picture of hell freezing over.


Show me an erotic dance.......

Just for you MM....not that I've seen the perfect man but...

LOL AV. Cute.

Show me a pixie and I'll show you ...

Someone who loves sharing themselves with others that care

Show me someone who isn't afraid to take a chance...