Show me a weak kneed person and I will show you me after a romantic email.

Show me some wet panties.....

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Show me some wet panties.... and I will know where to find PF.


Show me a messy bed.....

...and I'll show you a karaokegirl who sometimes doesn't have time to make it while trying to get herself and two small children out the door in the morning. :)

Show me someone who rubs his or her face a lot...

and I'll show you someone who gets lots of colds.



Show me a hot cup of coffee...

Show me a hot cup of coffee ... and I'll show you some hot lips. :)

Show me your tits ...

....and I'll have to kill you.

Show me a smile....

...and I'll show you someone with something up his/her sleeve.

Show me someone who woke up early on Christmas...

and I will show you a horny hubby,

Show me the way to go home

and I'll show you someone waiting for you to get there.


Show me someone who squeezes toothpaste from the middle of the tube...

and I will show you someone who is a candidate for my wrath...

Show me someone who doesn't put the toilet seat down

And I'll show you someone that deserves to get woken up by the holler of an ass hitting the freezing cold bowl in the middle of the night!

Show me a big cardboard box...

and I will show you the way to the recyling bin...

Show me a horny man

And I'll show you a guy with a strong right arm.


Show me your panties...

Show me your panties....and I'll show you mine

Show me a man with a hard cock.......