...and I'll show you someone eating at home tonight.

Show me someone who's insecure...

and I'll show you someone hoping something good is going to happen.

Show me a deserted beach ...

Show me a deserted beach ... and I'll show you some water pollution (it's everywhere I tell you)

Show me a ladies panties...

and I will show you how I would like to take them off.

Show me a lady on my lap....

Show me a lady on my lap.... and I'll show you a lady in for a fun ride


Show me someone who works too hard...

and I will show you someone who know how to enjoy what personal time she has.

& I'll show you someone who's organized.



Show me some candles & massage oils . . .

Show me some candles & massage oils . . . and I'll show you a woman who would be napping with enough encouragement. ;)

Show me a man who likes to lick the plate...

Show me a man who likes to lick the plate...and I'll show you a lady who likes to be served on a platter.

Show me an open fly ...

Show me an open fly ... and I'll show you osuche with ideas


Show me a woman who is feeling lonely...

Show me a woman who is feeling lonely...and I'll show you an open fly. :D Oops ... did I say that? :D

Show me a news program telling "good news" ...

Show me a news program telling "good news" and I'll show you fictional tv

show me a night without reality tv

...and I'll show you a damn fine night of television viewing.

Show me a pair of edible undies...

Show me a pair of edible undies....and I'll show you a tasty meal

Show me an erotic story .....

Show me an erotic story and I'll show you an aroused individual

show me a weak kneed person