What is boring masturbation?

Edible undies

what is some thing that sounds intereting

mono·ton·ic
adjective
1 : characterized by the use of or uttered in a monotone
2 : having the property either of never increasing or of never decreasing as the values of the independent variable or the subscripts of the terms increase

I assume it is in refrence to #2


wine, dine, 69

dang took to long to look up that word and dicksbro slip an answer in on me

an answer for dicksbro question would be

what is a complete waist of money


wine dine 69

What is dessert?

tumescent

What is a word that you cannot find in Langenscheidt-dictionaries?

A remote control, a flashlight and a screwdriver

What is a malfunctioning vibrator?

A glazed over look.

(GS ... tu·mes·cent (t›-mµs“…nt, ty›-) adj. 1. Somewhat tumid. 2. Becoming swollen; swelling.)

what is what I get after looking at the women pic for an hour



the queen of hearts

Who, according to the nursery rhyme, made some tarts?
(you don't suppose she was bi, do you?? :D )



Hear No Evil, See No Evil, and Speak No Evil

Describe your current Government.....


Two empty Champagne glasses....

What would I like to see when I wake up the morning after my birthday?:D


A 6-pack of beer and a bug zapper

Q; What is included in a Rednecks Party supplies


A ; a smile ,a coke & a marblboro light

What are light cowboys living on?

A fax saying "it´s too much!!"

(DB: thank you for explaining)

Q: How does the girl who blew you last night blow you off the next morning?

A: A woman and an airplane

What are 2 of 3 requirements to join the Mile High Club?


A tree-house, a tire swing, and insect repellant

Q: What do you need for a 'backyard adventure'?

A: A man and a submarine

What do you need for a deep blue blow job?


A blanket and a rose

What is one sweet picnic?

An inflatable doll.

What is a cheap date?


Cordless drill and a srewdriver

What was once a drink and can now be a womans best friend?

Gutters and leaves

What is the worst combination in the fall?


Fingernail clipper and a Sharpie

What a veternarian uses for sex toys???? :D :D


Bubbles, water and cum!

What are three things Diva likes to bathe in?

A fantastic site, if the curtains are open.

What is a Pixie members' bedroom window.............


Messed up bed...........rope............xxx rated videos.....

What would you find under some Pixie member's bed?


Baseball, hockey, and basketball

Q: What are three seasons of the year?

A: Shaft ( watch your mouth )!

What she was sucking on when the teeth were too much?

Rain rain go away

What did he say when she wanted to wake him up by peeing to his face?

Biscuits, Pizza and lubricating gel

The remains of what would you find in your pubic hair after a good night out?

A geisha girl juggling hamsters

What are oriental tits owned by lady jokesters?

A shallow lake and leaky boat.

Q; What is a crash Course in Swimming?

A;mudslides & orgies

What are the worst and best things that have ever happened in my living room?

Cunnilatio, fellibating, and masterlingus

What are new ways of pleasure?

pain, senstivity, warmth

What are the phases of a woman's pussy during foreplay?

Three men in a tub

What is a case of bad planning?

Gee, a G-String.

What did mother surprisingly say washing the laundry of her 13-year old daughter?

Wow, what a tool!

What the denatal assistant says to the sexy Dentist?;)

a bouquet, a garter, and a jelly donut

What did the bride get from her baker mother for the wedding?

A joint, a banana and a jar of pickled eggs

What is necessary to consume at once for coughing dice?

A dictionary for slang expressions.

What is a Racy Reference book?

Baggin's bud.