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What is boring masturbation?
Edible undies |
what is some thing that sounds intereting
mono·ton·ic adjective 1 : characterized by the use of or uttered in a monotone 2 : having the property either of never increasing or of never decreasing as the values of the independent variable or the subscripts of the terms increase I assume it is in refrence to #2 wine, dine, 69 |
dang took to long to look up that word and dicksbro slip an answer in on me
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an answer for dicksbro question would be
what is a complete waist of money wine dine 69 |
What is dessert?
tumescent |
What is a word that you cannot find in Langenscheidt-dictionaries?
A remote control, a flashlight and a screwdriver |
What is a malfunctioning vibrator?
A glazed over look. (GS ... tu·mes·cent (t›-mµs“…nt, ty›-) adj. 1. Somewhat tumid. 2. Becoming swollen; swelling.) |
what is what I get after looking at the women pic for an hour
the queen of hearts |
Who, according to the nursery rhyme, made some tarts?
(you don't suppose she was bi, do you?? :D ) Hear No Evil, See No Evil, and Speak No Evil |
Describe your current Government.....
Two empty Champagne glasses.... |
What would I like to see when I wake up the morning after my birthday?:D
A 6-pack of beer and a bug zapper |
Q; What is included in a Rednecks Party supplies
A ; a smile ,a coke & a marblboro light |
What are light cowboys living on?
A fax saying "it´s too much!!" (DB: thank you for explaining) |
Q: How does the girl who blew you last night blow you off the next morning?
A: A woman and an airplane |
What are 2 of 3 requirements to join the Mile High Club?
A tree-house, a tire swing, and insect repellant |
Q: What do you need for a 'backyard adventure'?
A: A man and a submarine |
What do you need for a deep blue blow job?
A blanket and a rose |
What is one sweet picnic?
An inflatable doll. |
What is a cheap date?
Cordless drill and a srewdriver |
What was once a drink and can now be a womans best friend?
Gutters and leaves |
What is the worst combination in the fall?
Fingernail clipper and a Sharpie |
What a veternarian uses for sex toys???? :D :D
Bubbles, water and cum! |
What are three things Diva likes to bathe in?
A fantastic site, if the curtains are open. |
What is a Pixie members' bedroom window.............
Messed up bed...........rope............xxx rated videos..... |
What would you find under some Pixie member's bed?
Baseball, hockey, and basketball |
Q: What are three seasons of the year?
A: Shaft ( watch your mouth )! |
What she was sucking on when the teeth were too much?
Rain rain go away |
What did he say when she wanted to wake him up by peeing to his face?
Biscuits, Pizza and lubricating gel |
The remains of what would you find in your pubic hair after a good night out?
A geisha girl juggling hamsters |
What are oriental tits owned by lady jokesters?
A shallow lake and leaky boat. |
Q; What is a crash Course in Swimming?
A;mudslides & orgies |
What are the worst and best things that have ever happened in my living room?
Cunnilatio, fellibating, and masterlingus |
What are new ways of pleasure?
pain, senstivity, warmth |
What are the phases of a woman's pussy during foreplay?
Three men in a tub |
What is a case of bad planning?
Gee, a G-String. |
What did mother surprisingly say washing the laundry of her 13-year old daughter?
Wow, what a tool! |
What the denatal assistant says to the sexy Dentist?;)
a bouquet, a garter, and a jelly donut |
What did the bride get from her baker mother for the wedding?
A joint, a banana and a jar of pickled eggs |
What is necessary to consume at once for coughing dice?
A dictionary for slang expressions. |
What is a Racy Reference book?
Baggin's bud. |
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