You say, "Well then get over here and get on me" and I say, "Boing! Bonk! Splish! Hee hee."

You say, "Boing! Bonk! Splish! Hee hee." and I say, "Slow down there hun we got all night."

You say "Slow down there hun we got all night." and I say, "Oh the desicions I have to make, who first?"

You say, "Oh the decisions I have to make, who first?" and I say, "While you're thinking about it, I'll go ahead and get to it." :)

You say, "While you're thinking about it, I'll go ahead and get to it." and I say, "I do love a man that takes charge."

You say, "I do love a man that takes charge" and I say, "I love the thrill of the chase and a triumphal climax."

You say, "I love the thrill of the chase and a triumpal climax." and I say, "When you talk like that it just makes my panties damp."

You say, "When you talk like that it just makes my panties damp" and I say, "It makes a moist circle on the front of my pants, too." :D

You say, "It makes a moist circle on the front of my pants, too." and I say, "Would you like me to help you out of those?"

You say "Would you like me to help you out of those?" and I say, "Why not? I'm already out of my mind."

You say, "Why not? I'm already out of my mind." and I say, "Groovy, I like them dim witted and naked."

You say, "Groovy, I like them dim witted and naked," and I say, "Dah, wat's diz ding stickin' up in front of me?"

* BUMP *

Six years ago, I said, "Dah, wat's diz ding stickin' up in front of me?" and now I say, "Dat ding is a Dong."

YOu say "dat is a ding dong", I say, "Not to the ho's they're not."

You say, "Not to the ho's they're not" and I say, "A ho(e) in the garden is worth two in the bush."