I did ... :(

I've never eaten oysters.

I’ve had oysters.

I have never been blindfolded.

I never have, but am willing to try..

I have never had a MFM.

I have not... but there is always tomorrow

I have never been to the Statue of Liberty.

By golly, jenna, I ain't been der either.

I ain't ever gon out in da snow nekkid.

I have before.

I have never dreamed of a partner.

Someday, I hope that you do.

I have never had sex in the rain.

Someday I hope you get to.

I never walked along the great wall.

It would be a long walk


I have never learned how to skate.

I have on 4 wheels.

I have never learned to play the piano.

That would be a wonderful talent to have


I hated PE in school.

I enjoyed it.

I never missed home economics.

I loved Home Ec.

I have never ridden a horse

I have many times.

I never have been skydiving.

I won’t ever skydive.. nope.

I have never traveled to Africa

I have been to Morocco.


I never made a million dollars.

Nope.. I sure haven’t


I have never been North of Kansas City

Above below around it.

I never tasted tequila.

** Hic **

I never joined the mile-high-club.

Same here


I never washed an elephant.

I haven't either ... although I've watched old jungle movies where an elephant was washed. :shrug:

I've never been to an adult theatre.

I haven't either.



I never played polo.

Nope. Never have.

I never tried out for a professional sports team.

I did the Kansas City Royals farm team, but was already accepted into military.


I never had a public BJ.

Quite a few



I never totaled a car

I had one totaled by when a van ran a stop sign and plowed into our car on a residential street. :(

I never have been to Italy.

Always wanted to but never was able to do it.



I never visited the public restrooms in Paris.

I don't remember. Family visited Paris in 1948 but I don't recall if I used a public restroom. Don't remember ... I was only 4 or 5 at the time. :shrug:

I never dove off a high diving board.

Does cannonballing count?


I never got to see someone using a fucking machine.

I haven't either.

I never became a millionaire.

Same here


I never visited Berlin.

Never been there, either.

I've never rode a bucking bronco.

Does a mechanical one count?


I never went to a nude beach.

Only a lakeside one.

I never won a Publisher's Clearing House big prize.

Supposedly I was runner up once.


I never visited Alaska

I haven't either.

I never even got to visit Arizona.

I have been to AZ.


I never got to fly a fighter jet.

Nor I.

I never won a National Election.

Don't I would want to.


I never jumped from a plane

Nor I ... although I did jump OVER one (a gas model) one time.

I've never played professional football.