Show me a spring day.....and I"ll show you a big smile on my face

show me a hug from a new friend

Show me a hug from a new friend and I will show you someone with a great big smile.

Show me a porn movie....

Show me a porn movie....and I'll show you someone who'll watch it with you

show me an expensive dinner

Show me an expensive dinner ... and I'll show you an anniversary or an expense account. :)

Show me an unzipped fly ...

Show me an unzipped fly ...and I'll show you a very happy guy

show me a naked woman standing in front of me

show me a naked woman standing in front of me... and I'll show you a woman about to move into a more acessible position.


Show me a butt encased in tight blue jeans...

Show me a butt encased in tight blue jeans...and I'll show you a guy imagining her fully revealed. :)

Show me a three ring binder ....

Show me a three ring binder ....and I'll show you my "black book" LOL

show me a boring hockey game

Show me a boring hockey game ... and I'll show you where to find the beer booth.

Show me a cop with a radar gun ...

Show me a cop with a radar gun ...and I'll show you a line up of people slamming on their brakes

show me a cop who wants to frisk you

Show me a cop that wants to frisk you...and I will show a cop with his hands full.

Show me a woman with a porn video....

Show me a woman with a porn video ... and I'll show you a woman who's thinking along the same lines as me. :D

Show me a condom salesman ...

and I'll show you a guy happy to demonstrate his products

show me a milk man

show me a milk man ... and I'll show you someone that likes to keep abreast of things. :)

Show me Timon and Pumbaa ...

Show me Timon and Pumbaa ...and I'll show you no worries, mate!

show me a health club for women only