What's another way to say "fat sucks?"





Election Day

What's a Japanese hooker's favorite holiday?




erection day

What's a day worth celebrating?




Couch potato

What did the French Fry look for when she felt horny?

Growing excitement.

What is the best job on the 'Emotion Farm'?

Lust for life

What typically describes Pixie attitudes?

Roll over please.

How does Lilith greet newbie subs at pixies?

I can't look

What's the big problem wearing blindfolds?

It's going to happen!

What is World Peace?


I believe I'm about to arrive!

What did Britney Spears say while walking down the aisle during her last wedding?

Hold on....it's gonna be rough!

What did the male coconut say to the female coconut on their wedding night?

Are you kidding me?

Do I look like I'm pregnant to you?

Green eggs and ham

What're they serving at the "Butter Battle Breakfast Buffet"?

A snowshovel

What would Mr. Osuche need if we did plan to have elephants at our wedding?


Kibbles n Bits

What am I gonna get me some of?

A Peter Pan costume

What do you not wear to a truckers convention?


Barney, Elmo, and Winnie the Pooh

What are two commercial marketing tools and a children’s story character?


Garlic flavored onion rings.

What do you put on the plate to protect rare steaks from vampire diners?

My roof's got a hole in it ...

what is the opening line to the play Sued by Santa

humpty dumpty

Who got "laid"?

A carpet shampooer

what cleaned my carpet today?

Body Gel

why do i call my dog carpenter,


because he's always doing odd jobs around the house

Why does a bordello keep some strange ol' geezer on it's staff?

What's for breakfast?

What is biscuits and gravy?


A hot and yummy treat.

What is lovemaking?

What is best left uncovered?