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What's a delicate way of describing penetration?
If the shoe fits ... |
If the shoe fits...........
What did the prince mumble repeatedly as he peered up Cinderella's skirt? When in doubt... |
What did the man say when he brought *both* hookers home?
Lick the plate |
What did the dom tell her slave to do.
You can trust you car to the man who wears the star. |
What did the General tell the woman who was stranded on the highway?
Finger Lickin Good |
What did the colonel say to the young lady after they had sex.
The Lone Ranger |
Who is somebody who really enjoys sex for one.
Its a local call. |
what did I tell the guy who tried to dial long distance for pizza?
jinx |
what is one thing that is always better when "High"?
bronze in swimming. |
What do they call a poolside threesome.
Keep your end up. |
what did the horny guy say to the woman when he want doggie style sex?
that is a bargain |
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When asked about the enlarged bar ... what did the guy say? :trout: Cheaper by the dozen. |
what did the bartender say when you ordered a round of shots?
lap dancers |
What are Sumo wrestlers never?
A little to the right please. |
what did the guy say to the woman who put her hand on his left thigh?
unmentionables |
What are large political campaign contributions?
Spineless |
How does Margaret Thatcher like her men?
Rock hard. |
What was Tess’s previous nic?
It’s sticky. |
what was exclaimed when the jelly doughnut exploded?
krispy kreme |
What do you get from a frozen cow?
Fold it twice. |
What not to do when putting on a condom?
Phone sex. |
What costs a lot out of country?
Cyber sex. |
What leads to sticky keyboards?
Alpha and omega |
What is a polite way of prefacing the words "... damn it?"
I like sex because ... |
can you think of a better way to spend your time?
just think.... |
What was the suggestion given to the lonely erotic novel author when his SO left him?
Tickets please ... |
What does a bouncer at a popular brothel say?
He went thataway… |
What's a good way to demonstrate the the "equal and opposite reaction" concept during an especially strong climax?
Eat me. |
What does an M&M candy NOT say to someone who angers it?
It’s on my shoe. |
where is the head of your penis?
meat popsicle. |
What is a frozen frankfurter?
rear view mirror |
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Where is the last place you want to see your lover's husband? A chocolate tally whacker |
What would you whack a chocolate tally with?
Presidential Debates |
What is an exercise in futility? (Bush will never learn how to speak the English language)
The Wedding Planner |
What is a father with a shotgun?
Suggestion Box |
What have I installed on my nightstand? :D
Lick the plate |
What do you do for her that you shouldn't do at the dinner table?
It's hard to get up in the mornings. |
What doesn't a horny woman want to hear her man say?
48 hrs. |
What is the guinness world record for having sex?
Liposuction |
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